Make us laugh!

[JamesSavik]

[Ron]

WEiRD!  

Edited May 13, 2014 by Ron

[Daddydavek]

Did you hear about the three women golfing on the fourth green, when suddenly a man runs by wearing

nothing but a bag over his head.

 

As he passes the first woman, she looks down and says, "it's not my husband."

 

As he passes the second woman, she looks down and says, "he's not my husband either."

 

He then passes the third woman and she looks down and says, "He's not even a member of this golf club."

[rustle]

 

[JamesSavik]

[K.C.]

[Daddydavek]

 Fw: AN ATTORNEY'S REACTION

 

 

 

A  very successful attorney parked his brand new Porsche 911 Turbo in front of

his office, ready to show it off to his colleagues.

As he was getting out, a truck came barreling down the road, drifted right and

completely tore off the driver's door.  Fortunately, a cop was close

enough to see the accident and pulled up behind the now door-less Porsche

with his lights flashing.

 

Before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the attorney started screaming

hysterically about how his precious Porsche, which he had just purchased the

day before, was completely ruined and no matter how any car body shop tried

to make it new again, would never be the same. 

 

After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his head in disbelief,

"I can't believe how materialistic you lawyers are," he said, "You are so focused on your

possessions that you neglect the most important things in life." 

 

"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer. 

 

The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is missing?  It was severed

when the truck hit you!"

 

"OHH, MY GOD!" screamed the lawyer. . .   "My  Rolex!"

 

Edited May 17, 2014 by Daddydavek

[Andy78]

 

[Slytherin]

 

  :lol:

[rustle]

 

[rustle]

[Slytherin]

Edited May 18, 2014 by slytherin

[Daddydavek]

Through the eyes of a man...

 

A wife was curious when she found two old negatives in a drawer and had them

 made into prints. She was pleasantly surprised to see that they were of her

 

at a much younger, slimmer time, taken many years ago on one of her first
dates with her husband. When she showed him the photos, his face lit up.
"Wow, look at that!", he said with appreciation, "That's my old Ford!".

[Slytherin]

  Professor Snape

[JamesSavik]

>>Professor Snape

 

We know he's up to something.

[Slytherin]

[K.C.]

 

OMG! I wish I could like this a 100000000000000000000000 times!!    

[Daddydavek]

Or that threatening orange tail that looks like a snake with its jaws wide open?

[JamesSavik]

Oh deer lord...

 

 

[Daddydavek]

Oh deer lord...

 

 

 

One out of two ain't bad....

[Slytherin]

[Valkyrie]

[Slytherin]

[Ron]

In some places of the world this sign is needed for everyone.

 

 

 

 

edited to say: that sign is needed...

Edited May 29, 2014 by Ron

[Ron]

True...

 

What about this one - mine is a pillow

This should be a games and humor post.

 

What is the object and how do you use it?

Edited May 29, 2014 by Ron