Make us laugh!

[MikeL]

It had to be somewhere.

 

 

[JamesSavik]

 

It had to be somewhere.

 

 

 

 

Damn- Now I know that I had my paddle just a minute ago...

Edited August 21, 2014 by jamessavik

[JamesSavik]

[K.C.]

[MikeL]

Someone has finally managed to photograph the pot at the end of the rainbow.

 

[MikeL]

Wingsuit daredevil meets his maker...

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=MPl8V_21E-8

[Valkyrie]

[MikeL]

An old hillbilly farmer had a wife who nagged him unmercifully. From morning 'til night she was always complaining about something. The only time he got any relief was when he was out plowing with his old mule. He plowed a lot.

One day, when he was out plowing, his wife brought him lunch in the field. He drove the old mule into the shade, sat down on a stump, and began to eat his lunch. Immediately, his wife began nagging him again. Complain, nag, complain, nag - it just went on and on. All of a sudden, the old mule lashed out with both hind feet, caught her smack in the back of the head. Killed her dead on the spot.

At the funeral several days later, the minister noticed something rather odd. When a woman mourner would approach the old farmer, he would listen for a minute, then nod his head in agreement; but when a man mourner approached him, he would listen for a minute, then shake his head in disagreement.

This was so consistent, the minister decided to ask the old farmer about it. So after the funeral, the minister spoke to the old farmer, and asked him why he nodded his head and agreed with the women, but always shook his head and disagreed with all the men.

The old farmer said, 'Well, the women would come up and say something about how nice my wife looked, or how pretty her dress was, so I'd nod my head in agreement.'

'And what about the men?' the minister asked.

'They wanted to know if the mule was for sale.'

[Valkyrie]

[joann414]

OMG!  Hilarious, but those days are coming. LOL

[MikeL]

When an innocent photo goes wrong...

 

 

Edited August 24, 2014 by MikeL

[paya]

The guy looks like he peed himself.

[blake_logan]

The guy looks like he peed himself.

Nah....that's just the shadow of the photographer's head.

[MikeL]

We all know those cute little computer symbols called 'emoticons'.

 

Well, how about some 'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
    (_!_) a regular ass
    (__!__) a fat ass
    (!) a tight ass
    (_*_) an ass hole
    {_!_} a swishy ass
    (_o_) an ass that's been around
    (_x_) kiss my ass
    (_X_) leave my ass alone
    (_zzz_) a tired ass
    (_E=mc2_) a smart ass
    (_$_) Money coming out of his ass
    (_?_) Dumb Ass

Edited August 25, 2014 by MikeL

[MikeL]

True friendship...

 

 

[MikeL]

One night at Cheers, Cliff Calvin explained the "Buffalo Theory" to his buddy Norm:

 

"Well, ya see, Norm, it's like this. A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members! In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."

[MikeL]

A man watching a hockey game on TV kept switching channels to a dirty movie featuring a couple having sex.

 

"I don't know whether to watch them or the game," he said to his wife.

 

"For heaven's sake, watch them," his wife said.

 

"You already know how to play Hockey!"

[Valkyrie]

[Slytherin]

 Someones tyre have been slashed

 

 "you have been warned" lol

Edited August 28, 2014 by slytherin
can't spell tyre

[Daddydavek]

 Someones tyre have been slashed

 

 "you have been warned" lol

 

Sadly, however some people will do anything to get on camera.......

[JamesSavik]

[MikeL]

Many say there is no difference between COMPLETE & FINISHED...

But there is. When you marry the right one, you are COMPLETE...

And when you marry the wrong one, you are FINISHED...

And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are...COMPLETELY FINISHED

[Valkyrie]

Quaker has a new oatmeal flavor. 

 

[MikeL]

All she wants to do is screw...

 

 

[Slytherin]