Boy dies from over-masturbating

[Y_B]

16 year old dies after beating off for an entirrreee night.

 

Allegedly 42 times

 

http://www.atlnightspots.com/2011/boy-dies-after-masturbating-42-times

 

Wow, beat my record by 39

[TetRefine]

I guess he beat himself to death.

 

There are so many jokes you could tell with this one.

Edited December 20, 2011 by TetRefine

[Former Member]

42? If a night is 8 hours this would be 480 minutes, so he did it once every 11 minutes

 

But how did they know it was 42?

[Mark Arbour]

Alright, if you read the article, you'll notice that it makes no sense at all, the grammar is terrible, and as Tob pointed out, how the hell would they know he did it 42 times? Maybe it was the webcam?

 

The article came from m24.com. There's no specifics on how this happened, physiologically. It's an urban legend. It's bullshit.

 

Besides, if masturbating too much would kill you, we'd all be dead. Especially Matt.

 

By the way, the guy in the picture for the article is hot.

[TetRefine]

Besides, if masturbating too much would kill you, we'd all be dead. Especially Matt.

 

Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap! Fap!

[Bill W]

Jeez, and my mother only told me I'd go blind, hence my current vision problems. I'm surprised he didn't rub it raw or go broke buying lube.

[Tiger]

I don't necessarily think the article is true. Again, how would anyone know the number of times, and how could the guy (even at Age 16) get it up that much. Also, the news sources don't look all that incredible. This sounds like an article you'd find on The Onion.

[Nephylim]

There is no way that's physically possible.

 

Even if we ignore the fact that there is NO WAY they could have known how many times he had come (unless he told them with his last breath, which is unlikely) but medically a body can't produce that much sperm that quickly. I guess he could dry come (not sure about whether that happens ) but even so, not a chance that a penis would recover that fast that many times.

[Cyhort]

Sounds fake, but still, if it WERE true I guess maybe he could have got a heart attack from it or something. Or maybe it fell off and he died of shock.

[TalonRider]

The link now comes up with a 407 Page not found error. Most likely, the stories been taken down.

[Tiger]

There is no way that's physically possible.

 

Even if we ignore the fact that there is NO WAY they could have known how many times he had come (unless he told them with his last breath, which is unlikely) but medically a body can't produce that much sperm that quickly. I guess he could dry come (not sure about whether that happens ) but even so, not a chance that a penis would recover that fast that many times.

 

Dry orgasms are possible, and they are more likely to happen the older you are. I've never had a dry orgasm myself, but then, I think my record is like 7 times. I couldn't go that many times now though. Still, even at 16, 7 times was pushing it. 42? Impossible! Even with Viagra, that's not even in the same realm as possible.

[Y_B]

Of course its not reliable

Fun to think about tho

And yeah the guys pretty hot. Maybe not the hair if that's his hair

[Daddydavek]

Even if an extremely highly virile young stud could get it off 42 times in a row, my bet is that he

would pass out before dying. And yes a gallon of lube would be needed.

 

And yes the pic is hot.

[W_L]

pic is hot, story is fake, and the answer to the universal question is 42!

 

Now we know the greatest question in the universe guys: How many times can a hot young stud cum before he dies?

 

(I am betting this was a reference to Douglas Adams' Hitchhiker's Guide to the Universe)

[wildone]

**Announcement**

 

I will be off line for the next 12 hours to conduct scientific research. If such research should prove fatal, it was nice knowing you all. If it is not fatal and I have the ability to type, I shall report my findings.

 

 

[Myk]

16 year old dies after beating off for an entirrreee night.

 

Allegedly 42 times

 

http://www.atlnights...bating-42-times

 

Wow, beat my record by 39

 

42 times, huh?!?! Damn, beat my record of 39

 

**Announcement**

 

I will be off line for the next 12 hours to conduct scientific research. If such research should prove fatal, it was nice knowing you all. If it is not fatal and I have the ability to type, I shall report my findings.

 

 

 

As the person closest in proximity to Wildone, I will check on Steve in the morning

 

...some of the comments are just absolutely ridiculous. Not only did some believe it, but there are people of a certain religious background criticizing his imaginary mother for allowing him to touch the forbidden fruit....

[comicfan]

I sat here laughing so hard. I was nearly crying when Steve said he was going to conduct research but this line by Myk put me over the edge.

 

critizing his imaginary mother for allowing him to touch the forbidden fruit....

 

[Former Member]

What a way to go! (Impersonates Arnold) "You've been Masturbated!"

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.I know, I know. It did sound clever at the time though.

[wildone]

Sadly, I fell asleep after five minutes :(

 

Don't grow old

[comicfan]

Sadly, I fell asleep after five minutes

 

Don't grow old

 

My god we are the same age. Don't do that to me.

[Tomas]

Sadly, I fell asleep after five minutes

 

Don't grow old

 

Someone once said, "Growing old is not for wimps".

[Myk]

Sadly, I fell asleep after five minutes

 

Don't grow old

 

5 minutes, huh? So thats what....2, 3 times?

 

[Celethiel]

*starts laughing* most amusing conversation i've seen...hahaha! cute guy though...

[NightOwl88]

The story put me in mind of the old Tootsie Pop commercials, "Mr Owl, How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie pop?" Aparently it takes more than three whacks to kill you though...

[Jasper]

So, maybe this isn't the point, but one of his arms must be freakishly muscly. So he'd just be wandering round town and people would just know from his weirdly muscular arm.

 

Unless he was ambidextrous.

 

I'd congratulate him on his achievement.. If only it were true