Last Post Wins #33

[C. When]

Very impressive! My shiny.

[Parker Owens]

The lemur is so very droll,

I think we ought to take a poll:

 

Should tiny primates keep the crown,

while swinging madly upside down?

 

I vote No, it should not be.

The shiny should belong to me.

 

mine.  

[Zombie]

Parker's perspicacious poetry perplexes the puny primate

 

Parker <---------

 

 

 

 

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Edited December 3, 2015 by Zombie

[clochette]

That's very nice of you Zombie to give the to Parker but unfortynately it's MINE! 

[C. When]

No one here is very nice. My shiny.

[Parker Owens]

The Zombie is a perfect gent

(excepting missing body parts);

for gifting me with shiny meant

that I could tune poetic arts

to waxing lyrical. I spent

the extra moments stealing hearts.

 

    ---------------> Zombie's

[C. When]

The poet... Lacks rhythm, therefore shiny is mine.

[clochette]

Distracts the lemur with a and flies away with the  

 

[Parker Owens]

Since when is rhythm everything

to primates munching fruit?

Since when is lyric sequencing

the license when you loot?

I dispossess the lemurling,

and write a verse, to boot!

 

so I skipped poor Clo, in my outrage. Apologies, my dear. Mine, anyway.  

[Slytherin]

Snatch !!     

[C. When]

I will take the hug, ignore the poet, and bop the bear on the head, so shiny I mine now.

[Parker Owens]

There once was a quizzical lemur

Who hung a bright crown on his femur

And when a great bear

Stole his prize with great care

We discovered the lemur's a screamer.

 

Mine.  

[Slytherin]

       

[clochette]

Mine!

[Drew Espinosa]

WARNING: The is hereby the property of Mr. Drew Espinosa, to steal it will get you jail time.

[clochette]

WARNING: The is hereby the property of Mr. Drew Espinosa, to steal it will get you jail time.

You're really funny you know you should really give a though about being a comedian 

 

 

MINE! 

[C. When]

 come on shiny let's avoid the silly ones.

[clochette]

Then the won't be coming with you

 

Mine!

[C. When]

 Well then!  Shiny is mine.

[Drew Espinosa]

MINE! 

You are hereby arrested! How does it feel to be in prison?

 

MINE!

[clochette]

You are hereby arrested! How does it feel to be in prison?

 

MINE!

It's actually pretty cool I get to be around a lot of (bad) guys in uniform  

 

And I wear the

[Drew Espinosa]

It's actually pretty cool I get to be around a lot of (bad) guys in uniform

 

And I wear the

You are so naughty!

 

Clearly, Santa won't give you the it'll just be coal

[clochette]

You are so naughty!

 

Clearly, Santa won't give you the it'll just be coal

Have you already forgot  I'm Santa's Girlfriend

 

I'll have all the presents that I want, even the (but I already have it ) 

 

 

And I could never be as  naughty as you You're the master in this field 

Edited December 3, 2015 by clochette

[Slytherin]

 

[clochette]

Of course you're loveable LBO

 

But you're also crownless

 

 

Edited December 3, 2015 by clochette