Last Post Wins #33

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This is turning into Game of Thrones, except without the budget and maybe about half as good CGI

[clochette]

Not watching Games of throne, just taking back this throne and the

[Drew Espinosa]

the Pi King!

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Pi King sounds... 

 

Queen Clo is waaaaayyy better 

[Drew Espinosa]

Emperor Drew has a nice ring to it

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Nope I don't like it 

 

Queen Clo is the best and only one possible  

[C. When]

Don't you all know king Julian is the proper ruler? (Madagascar)

[Drew Espinosa]

We all know that lions are the kings of the Jungle, so... MINE!!!

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Lions might be the kings of the jungle but I'm the Queen of LPW    

[C. When]

Sure ya are. Mine.

[Parker Owens]

The lemur may be lion,

for I stole the shiny crown.

The primate must be dyin'

for he's lookin' all aroun'

His little paws don't have it,

and he's looking all adrift,

he's chittering "dagnabbit!"

'cause he gave it as a gift.

 

mine.  

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the Pi King!

That sounds like a really tacky restaurant.

[Parker Owens]

A tacky eatery, by gad!

       You have a lot of brass!

I'll have you know that where Pi lives,

       that place has lots of class.

All the waitstaff are irrational,

       all the flavors are complex,

But the patrons steal the shiny,

       so our Drew is ever vexed.

 

mine.  

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Mine!

[Parker Owens]

Oh, dear, it is a misery!

Fairy's in patisserie,

Alors! Beware the grinder teeth!

Or worse, don't ever fly beneath

the hanging, dripping wurst.

For I have got the shiny first...

 

mine.   

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Me in a patisserie That could be nice   

 

And I'll even wear the

[Zombie]

the Pi King!

That sounds like a really tacky restaurant.

 

would that be the tacky restaurant where wannabe kings sit on thrones while gobbling pies?

 

 

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[Slytherin]

       

[Parker Owens]

Oh little bear of powder blue,

how nice it is to play with you!

Let's run and chase and laugh and sing,

And then, I'll steal the precious thing.

 

mine.  

[Slytherin]

Powder blue ? I am cool blue  

 

Snatch !!   

[Parker Owens]

Oh little bear whose blue is cool,

I feel I've been too much a fool,

I laughed, I played, I sang and danced,

And off with shiny then I pranced.

 

mine.  

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would that be the tacky restaurant where wannabe kings sit on thrones while gobbling pies?

 

 

Probably, I wouldn't know I have a personal chef   Kings don't eat in family restaurants.

[Slytherin]

Oh little bear whose blue is cool,

I feel I've been too much a fool,

I laughed, I played, I sang and danced,

And off with shiny then I pranced.

 

mine.  

That's better   

 

[Parker Owens]

Oh sneaky bear, whose spots unchanged,

have left my shelves all rearranged,

you stole into my larder, so

and took the shiny (back to Clo?).

And now remains the final act,

it's up to me to steal it back.

 

mine.