Last Post Wins #39

[Valkyrie]

It's hard to steal the shiny when you're stuck to flypaper.    

[clochette]

If you say so, but I'm not so... **shrugges**  

 

 

[Valkyrie]

Oh, yes you are.    

[Parker Owens]

The penguin had to take a pause

because there's stickum on its claws,

hanging traps to catch the flies

left Bard with shiny, I surmise.

 

mine.   

[clochette]

Happy Monday!

[TalonRider]

The fairy is waaaaaay to chipper for a Monday.

 

It's National Strawberry Day, yum.

[clochette]

I was chipper cause I was still in my bed and I felt good but now it's raining cats and dogs I just want to crawl back under the duvet.

 

I need this to protect me from the evil rain

Edited February 27, 2017 by clochette

[Valkyrie]

*Tucks the fly in very tightly, then waddles off munching on strawberries, wearing the shiny* 

[Parker Owens]

Penguin eats the ripe, red fruit,

gets a tummy ache, to boot;

leaving shiny on the floor,

Bard will take it out the door!

 

mine.

[clochette]

... before being pull to a stop

by the fairy at the top  

[Valkyrie]

*Squash, SPLAT*  

[northie]

*Such violence! The penguin uses such force that the shiny goes flying ... straight into the hands of the ex-queen. Who then legs it. * Mine.

[Emi GS]

Me...

 

[clochette]

*Such violence! The penguin uses such force 

Finally! Finally someone sees you as you truly are Bad Penguin

 

[Valkyrie]

     

[clochette]

Nope no one's gonna believe that

 

What they'e gonna believe is me being their new Queen!

[Slytherin]

       

[clochette]

[Valkyrie]

 

[clochette]

Hey! Give back my and my !

[TalonRider]

*Such violence!

It can get quite rough in here from time to time, Speaking of which, swoops down on the fly, then flies close to the moat and drops her in.

 

It's also Fat Tuesday, National Chocolate Souffle Day, and for the Fairy, it's National Tooth Fairy Day.     

[clochette]

Ok then...

• Take my shift to collect some teeth AND
• Eat a chocolate souffle WITH
• Get fat after eating WITH  

Here, I've done them all

[Valkyrie]

*shoves the plump fly to the ground, then waddles off wearing the shiny, eating a chocolate souffle, and wearing a necklace made of the teeth the Fairy Fly collected*    Laissez les bon temps rouler!   

[TalonRider]

Grabs the cat/bird and drops her into the moat filled with crocs.

[Valkyrie]

You forgot something, Birdy.         *rides the largest croc in the moat and leads my new crocodile army onward*