Last Post Wins #41

[Valkyrie]

Nice Harry Birdy... pretty uh handsome Harry Birdy... the most awesomest Harry Birdy on the planet... *throws Birdy a mouse, then  LBO for the shiny and waddles off in victory*    

[Wesley8890]

What's black, white, adorable, and has the shiny?

[Valkyrie]

20 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

What's black, white, adorable, and has the shiny?

The Pesky Penguin!     

[Wesley8890]

Whilst you were occupied I managed to use a decoy shiny

[wildone]

**Drags the Crier into the room**

 

Hear ye, Hear ye

 

On decree by His Royal Highness, Wildone the Benevolent, has declared that on today, the day of Fathers, that Daddydavek may sit in the Royal Throne on the royal dais, and may use the Royal Throne in the Royal bathroom until midnight tonight!

 

Any who dare usurp Daddy's throne will face the force of Sir Drew's wrath!

 

 

**Royal Trumpets blare as Daddy is escorted to the dais**

[Valkyrie]

13 minutes ago, wildone said:

**Drags the Crier into the room**

 

Hear ye, Hear ye

 

On decree by His Royal Highness, Wildone the Benevolent, has declared that on today, the day of Fathers, that Daddydavek may sit in the Royal Throne on the royal dais, and may use the Royal Throne in the Royal bathroom until midnight tonight!

 

Any who dare usurp Daddy's throne will face the force of Sir Drew's wrath!

 

 

**Royal Trumpets blare as Daddy is escorted to the dais**

He can have the throne.  I'll take the shiny.    

[Daddydavek]

Gee thanks!   I think...

 

    ...and back to me!  (not sent from the throne room!)

 

 

[Wesley8890]

I shall abide by this reprieve

[Drew Espinosa]

@Valkyrie is now certifiably insane!  She now thinks I'm a Mosquito! Due to her insanity, she is unfit to have the  and I humbly ask the Greatest King of LPW, @wildone, to have her be sent to the Loony Bin!  

Edited June 19, 2017 by Drew Espinosa

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

@Valkyrie is now certifiably insane!  She now thinks I'm a Mosquito! Due to her insanity, she is unfit to have the  and I humbly ask the Greatest King of LPW, @wildone, to have her be sent to the Loony Bin!  

For your information, I have been certifiably insane for a while now.    And you are a mosquito, according to Gary.  Although I like the "Shoo-fly Pi" moniker.     

 

*SPLAT*  

 

PS  No loony bin can hold me!  

[Drew Espinosa]

@Valkyrie I'm transcendental...  You try to splat me, I'll just transcend space and time to escape!

 

<feeds the Pesky Penguin to my pet dragons...  > 

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

@Valkyrie I'm transcendental...  You try to splat me, I'll just transcend space and time to escape!

 

<feeds the Pesky Penguin to my pet dragons...  > 

Who's the loony now?   *adds the dragons to my ever-increasing army and rides one to rain fire down on the Shoo fly Pi Boy*   

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Who's the loony now?   *adds the dragons to my ever-increasing army and rides one to rain fire down on the Shoo fly Pi Boy*   

You didn't take my dragon.  That was just a decoy! This is another sign of your lunacy!  

 

 belongs to Steve the Benevolent!  

[Wesley8890]

Wow I thought I had problems!

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You didn't take my dragon.  That was just a decoy! This is another sign of your lunacy!  

 

 belongs to Steve the Benevolent!  

I saw right through your decoy, lickspittle.  Now you have the decoy and a Burger King crown.  @wildone is not going to be happy when he finds out you lost the shiny.  *readies the dungeon*    

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Wow I thought I had problems!

Problems?

 

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

I saw right through your decoy, lickspittle.  Now you have the decoy and a Burger King crown.  @wildone is not going to be happy when he finds out you lost the shiny.  *readies the dungeon*    

There were actually several decays placed throughout the realm, so, you still have a decoy dragon and a decoy shiny.  I have the real Drogon and the real  is safely perched on Steve's head.  

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

Problems?

 

There were actually several decays placed throughout the realm, so, you still have a decoy dragon and a decoy shiny.  I have the real Drogon and the real  is safely perched on Steve's head.  

  Delusion is fun, isn't it?  

[Wesley8890]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Problems?

 

There were actually several decays placed throughout the realm, so, you still have a decoy dragon and a decoy shiny.  I have the real Drogon and the real  is safely perched on Steve's head.  

I have the son of Rhaegar Targaryan and Lyanna Stark on my side

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

I have the son of Rhaegar Targaryan and Lyanna Stark on my side

Pfft! Jon knows nothin'!  How can he help you?

 

 belongs to Steven the Benevolent!

[Valkyrie]

 

[Drew Espinosa]

25 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

 

This rebellion is futile, Val. Just give up and declare fealty to Steve!  

[Wesley8890]

No join the rebellion Drew! Come over to the B&W side

[Daddydavek]

@Valkyrie The caffeine is showing.

@Drew Espinosa You have no excuse, but this is normal for you.

@Wesley8890 Your problems only look large because you are close to them.

@wildone  The heat wave you had last week seems to be causing your hallucinations. delusions.

 

    ...and back to me!

[Valkyrie]

 

[wildone]

@Daddydavek, being as benevolent as I am, I shall let this pass

@Valkyrie, Drew and the Knights shall round you up and put in you in Bellevue for a long, long, long time

@Wesley8890, with every post, you draw Drew closer to you

@Drew Espinosa, your allegiance is much appreciated