Last Post Wins #41

[Wesley8890]

Wait a freaking minute! Why are we going against a Tsar? There's hasn't been one of those in like thirty years! This proves the LPW previous winner is clearly delusional and living in a time gone by. Along with his squire Drew! Let's lock em up in the loony bin!!!

[Daddydavek]

What a bunch of baloney!

 

   ...and back to DDK!

[Drew Espinosa]

 is in the Imperial Palace with Tsar Steve!

[Daddydavek]

...in the great baking North?

 

   ...and back to DDK!

[Wesley8890]

@Drew Espinosa and @wildone I humbly surrender and ask admittance to your armies

[Valkyrie]

Ugh.  More lickspittle.   Vive la resistance!  

[TalonRider]

11 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Where's @clochette?  There's a whole month dedicated to fighting her.     

You're so good, you're bad.

9 hours ago, Wesley8890 said:

Hey I started the anarchy shouldn't my bounty be more?

I was thinking the same thing.

9 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

10 shillings??? My dead carcass is worth a hell of a lot more than that.  @TalonRider  I think you might want to make this a very short reign for the tyrant Santa Killer.   And Lickspittle?  Back off my husbands!   

I've thought the same thing myself.

[Wesley8890]

Good morning

[clochette]

15 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Where's @clochette?  There's a whole month dedicated to fighting her.     

I'm right here! Didn't you see my shining crown  

 

You can fight me but you won't defeat me!

[Valkyrie]

52 minutes ago, clochette said:

I'm right here! Didn't you see my shining crown  

 

You can fight me but you won't defeat me!

We need to unite against the current tyrant and free the oppressed inhabitants of LPW land.  Onward to victory!  

[northie]

Do I detect a certain gender split? Possibly entirely by chance ... Anyway, shiny is mine, and never will it belong to the lickspittle and his cronies.

[Wesley8890]

14 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

We need to unite against the current tyrant and free the oppressed inhabitants of LPW land.  Onward to victory!  

We're not oppressed we are happy🙈🙉🙊

[Valkyrie]

Brainwashed people usually are.   Just don't drink the Kool-Aid.   Or do...  

[Daddydavek]

   ...and back to DDK!

[Wesley8890]

Our king gives us the finest mead. Come drink with us and we'll sing with the minstrels maybe involve a bard

[Daddydavek]

   ...and back to DDK!  No mead, just coffee!

[Valkyrie]

2 hours ago, Wesley8890 said:

Our king gives us the finest mead. Come drink with us and we'll sing with the minstrels maybe involve a bard

*nabs the mead and the shiny and leaves 'special' Kool-Aid in its place*    

 

No daily list today, Harry Birdy?  @TalonRider

Edited June 20, 2017 by Valkyrie

[Wesley8890]

The mead was poisoned 😈😈😈

[Valkyrie]

6 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

The mead was poisoned 😈😈😈

*suggests the PR does a Google search for 'Kool-aid" and "Jonestown"*  

[Drew Espinosa]

A Brief Description of the Reigns of LPW Rulers

Dedicated to Tsar Steve

by Drew the πous

The Bard King (reigned in LPW #34)- This king cared more for writing more poems than ruling the Realm, anarchy spread.

The Zombie King (reigned in LPW #35)- This king cared more for hunting for more brains to eat than actually ruling the Realm, anarchy continued.

The Fairy Queen (reigned in LPW #36)- This queen guillotined many of her subjects (rebels and innocents alike) to end the anarchy.

The Northern Queen (reigned in LPW #37)- This queen overthrew the cruel Fairy Queen, but she only continued the tyranny.

The Emperor Penguin (reigned in LPW #38)- This emperor overthrew the tyrannical Northern Queen, and sent her minions to crush the last of the ex-queens forces- she failed.

The Daddy King (reigned in LPW #39)- This king overthrew the emperor, but his reign was plagued by rebellions from the ex-queen and ex-emperor.

The Comic King (reigned in LPW #40)- This king was largely absent from ruling the realm, leaving his ministers to to deal with the constant rebellions.

The Benevolent Tsar (reigns in LPW #41)- These rebellions have cast a dark shadow on LPW, but there is a light in the darkness- the new Tsar! He has a plan to once and for all end the rebellions plaguing his realm and bring peace and prosperity to his people!

 

[northie]

Well, I wish @wildone the joy of his paper crown and cardboard throne .... The rebellion is alive and well and always will be. Shiny is mine. So there.

 

impressive piece of scholarship for no discernible purpose .... 

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, northie said:

impressive piece of scholarship for no discernible purpose .... 

The purpose was to show all of you a preview of LPW: The Past, Present, and Future.  It will be the most accurate history of LPW ever!

 

...totally not biased at all.  

[northie]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

totally not biased at all

 

Yeah, right. no more biased than Holinshed's Chronicles view of Richard III or Macbeth. Hmm .... Anyway, still mine.

 

[Drew Espinosa]

29 minutes ago, northie said:

Anyway, still mine.

 

No!  Your rebellion shall be crushed by the Tsar!

[Wesley8890]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

No!  Your rebellion shall be crushed by the Tsar!

I started the rebellion now I'm calling it off!