Last Post Wins #44

[Valkyrie]

Penguins don't wear socks and the shiny is mine, thank you very much.     

[northie]

Socks?! Who cares about socks? The shiny is more like it.   and this penguin doesn't wear socks or the shiny, Cos, it's mine.  

[Parker Owens]

Penguin skidded down the hill,

on her belly, what a thrill!

At the bottom, such to-do,

Bard took shiny, then he flew!

 

Mine. 

[northie]

Bard is behind the curve. Too much time spent in front of the bar, perhaps? Deluded by some cardboard cut-out?  Pengy doesn't have the shiny - it's mine. All mine.   

[Parker Owens]

The Once and Nevermore Queen,

ate soup from a modest tureen;

she took a fool’s risk,

dropped the crown in her bisque, 

Which the Bard stole, and wholly unseen. 

 

Mine. 

[northie]

3 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

The Once and Nevermore Queen

.    once and evermore queen, you mean.  Mine. 

[Parker Owens]

8 minutes ago, northie said:

.    once and evermore queen, you mean.  Mine. 

 

The Ex-Queen evermore shall be

a paragon of jollity;

she laughed so hard at penguin’s joke,

the crown fell off and nearly broke!

Embarrassment did Bard avert,

plucked shiny from the snow and dirt,

to Ex-Queen gave his arm and smile,

then took the shiny home awhile. 

 

Mine. 

[northie]

Hnh!    My jollity would be at a pretty low ebb if I didn't have the shiny ... But, of course, I do!    While the bard was being a gentleman, I was being a sneak thief. Not that he would've noticed until he got home - you can get some decent plastic crowns for next to nothing ...   Mine

[Valkyrie]

Quoth the Penguin... Nevermore!... shall the pretender queen have the shiny.   

[TalonRider]

Owls are BoP's too. And since it's snow a good part of yesterday, I became a Snowy Owl to better hide in all the white.

[wildone]

13 hours ago, TalonRider said:

 

• Bill of Rights Day
• Underdog Day– Third Friday in December

 

Since I am definitely the underdog here, I shall relieve all of you of your silly reindeer games and take back the shiny for me!!!

 

Also, here is the new LPW Bill of Rights:

 

These Rights are decreed and pronounced all across LPW land and henceforth shall build the framework and the legal structure of the Forum known as Last Post Wins. These rights are inalienable and bestowed upon LPW Land by the most Omnipotent Ones. To try and challenge or change or alter these rights shall be cast aside as useless squabble.

 

The Rights

 

1.  Wildone is now, always will be and even after death, be the true bearer of the shiny and King/Tsar/Emperor/Regent of Last Post Win Land.
2. Refer to right number one.

 

[Sweetlion]

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[Valkyrie]

19 minutes ago, wildone said:

These Rights are decreed and pronounced all across LPW land and henceforth shall build the framework and the legal structure of the Forum known as Last Post Wins. These rights are inalienable and bestowed upon LPW Land by the most Omnipotent Penguin. To try and challenge or change or alter these rights shall be cast aside as useless rabble.

 

The Rights

 

1.  Valkyrie is now, always will be and even after death, be the true bearer of the shiny and Emperor Penguin and Supreme Ruler of Last Post Win Land.
2. Refer to right number one.

 

I agree wholeheartedly.  It's nice to know you finally see things my way    

[wildone]

Nice try, but we all see you for your deceitful ways. 

 

Mine

 

 

[Valkyrie]

      

[Sweetlion]

While the queens fight, The King gets the shiny

[Parker Owens]

I hate to dent the lion’s pride,

but now I really must confide,

he lost the crown, it will be missed, 

because I hold it in my fist. 

 

Mine. 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

Poor Bard's really lost it... *backs away slowly with the shiny while Bard enjoys his tinfoil hat*     

[Parker Owens]

The penguin and her tinfoil hat

may go and hang out with the cat,

and in the heat will be so sorry,

for penguins don’t go on safari. 

 

Mine. 

[Sweetlion]

[Daddydavek]

 ...and back to me!

[TalonRider]

Just heard on the news that a retired cop rescued a brother Owl from the grill of a truck yesterday.

 

Todays List:

• National Alabama Day
• National Bouillabaisse Day

[Valkyrie]

Mmmm... bouillabaisse    

[Sweetlion]

I like to find strange versions of songs. The image is bad and the sound low, since it is filmed from a TV in 1986

 

[Valkyrie]