CoTT 2 House of Cards

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

And just a reminder that the platypus, funnel web spiders and murder koalas are all found on the treacherous east coast and not in the paradise of the west  (we may have a couple of snakes)

Australia is also home to some very cute guys, so it all balances out. 

[Drew Espinosa]

4 minutes ago, Bucket1 said:

he paradise of the west

Western Austrialians couldn't defeat the murder birds in the Emu War, so the west is just as dangerous as the east!  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Page Scrawler said:

Australia is also home to some very cute guys, so it all balances out. 

 You need to cool down.  

[Page Scrawler]

3 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

You need to cool down.  

You're the one who has his mind in the gutter! Playing with a hose while wearing a wig? 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

Playing with a hose while wearing a wig? 

I look fabulous!  

[Drew Espinosa]

3 minutes ago, Page Scrawler said:

You're the one who has his mind in the gutter!

You were the one that brought up cute guys, not me!  

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

You were the one that brought up cute guys, not me!  

But I'm pretty sure cute guys from Australia are also poisonous.  

[Page Scrawler]

Just now, Drew Espinosa said:

I look fabulous!

Yes, you do! 

[Bucket1]

3 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Western Austrialians couldn't defeat the murder birds in the Emu War, so the west is just as dangerous as the east!  

It was not the military's fault, who knew that murder chickens with really long legs would be able to run away 

[Bucket1]

I am looking forward to seeing the movie about the Emu Wars

yep, for real   John Cleese is producing it

[raven1]

8 hours ago, Drew Espinosa said:

Then pray to the rain god.  

If you are a god, then provide some intervention here!  Weather gods are a screwy bunch now days.

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

It was not the military's fault, who knew that murder chickens with really long legs would be able to run away 

  

[Drew Espinosa]

55 minutes ago, raven1 said:

If you are a god, then provide some intervention here!  Weather gods are a screwy bunch now days.

I only answer the prayers of Texans.  

[clochette]

4 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

I only answer the prayers of Texans.  

Then why aren't you answering Spikey's prayers for another - read legitimate and appreciated - leader?

[Drew Espinosa]

6 minutes ago, clochette said:

Then why aren't you answering Spikey's prayers for another - read legitimate and appreciated - leader?

But I did answer!  

My answer. ⬇️

Spoiler

 

[Albert1434]

Aloha All 

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[Headstall]

12 hours ago, raven1 said:

Good day Gary!  I'm sorry to hear about your cat.  Orange is getting old, and I worry about how long I will have her.  I know that Aod will be devastated when she dies.  

Thanks. I've lost many over the years, but I will never get used to it.  

[Headstall]

11 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

Hi there Terry

After a blustery evening, it looks pretty good outside.

Got some jobs to do today  so my outdoor adventures might be limited to the backyard. The cooler weather means I appreciate my morning cup of tea  

and it really must be cooling off because yesterday I bought some tinned tomato soup.

Why do I picture crocodiles, snakes, and huge spiders in your backyard?   Be careful out there, bro.  

[Headstall]

Have a great day, all. Still Bluefish sore today.  

[clochette]

1 hour ago, Headstall said:

Have a great day, all. Still Bluefish sore today.  

Hey my Sexy Lumberjack

Wanna a good massage?

[Headstall]

9 minutes ago, clochette said:

Hey my Sexy Lumberjack

Wanna a good massage?

[spike382]

11 hours ago, Bucket1 said:

It is bin day so I should have remembered the feral lions 

I love that we keep this joke going.  
 

Ohh gotta add murder chickens to my list.  
 

5 hours ago, clochette said:

Then why aren't you answering Spikey's prayers for another - read legitimate and appreciated - leader?

Can always count on Clo to back me up. 
 

2 hours ago, Headstall said:

Why do I picture crocodiles, snakes, and huge spiders in your backyard?   Be careful out there, bro.  

I always picture a video game where literally everything is trying to murder you, but there’s also studly surfers so it balances out.