Sometimes I Feel Like...

[MikeL]

Here's a fun one...maybe a wild one. Describe how you sometimes feel. Make it funny. Keep it clean. The only other rule? Your entry must begin with the words "Sometimes I feel like".

 

Here's an example for starters:

 

Sometimes I feel like the whole world is a tuxedo and I'm a pair of brown shoes.

[Bumblebee]

Sometimes I feel like I'm surrounded by smart people.... then I google Sarah Palin

Edited January 23, 2011 by Bumblebee

[Camilo]

Sometimes I feel like

[Nephylim]

Sometimes I feel like my cats are trying to kill me... it's not the glass in the custard, or the trip wires across the stairs... it's the Samurai sword hanging over the bed this morning.

[Marzipan]

Sometimes I feel like I will never sleep again. Then I remember that the best stories are found in my dreams!

[Former Member]

Sometimes I feel like I can take on the whole world! Then I look at my pile of homework and run away screaming...

[Bumblebee]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the king and you are all my peasents

 

 

[Former Member]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the king and you are all my peasents

 

 

 

:2hands:

*steals crown*

*puts it on*

:king: TADAAAA!!!

[comicfan]

Sometimes I feel like the fool in a room full of kings. (Think Shakespeare. lol)

[Y_B]

Sometimes I feel like using my left hand....but it never does it for me

 

[Jwolf]

A duck. Quack, Quack, Quack.

[Skyline]

Sometimes I feel like a plastic bag

 

Picture Relevant.

 

 

 

[Breeze]

Sometimes I feel like the bug, sometimes I feel like the windshield.

Edited March 30, 2011 by Breeze

[Jason Rimbaud]

Sometimes I feel like I'm the unluckiest person in the world...then I roll over and look at you while you sleep and then I just feel...nausous

[Prince Duchess]

Sometimes I feel like I want him to make me feel like i'm the only boy in the world, and then I wake up and realize there is no him.

[JoejoeGreene]

Sometimes I feel like putting on my cowboy boots and long ranger hat with my favorite boxers and going to a Wawa for a cold malt. Yeah!

[rustle]

Allman Brothers:

 

Sometimes I feel like I've been tied to the whipping post.

 

Texan:

 

Sometimes I feel like I been rode hard and put up wet.

 

Me:

 

Sometimes I feel like that wind I hear is between my ears.

[Michael9344]

Sometimes I believe that I'll find love the very next day, but then I remember I look like Jay Z and Samuel Jackson rolled into one.

[Prince Duchess]

Sometimes I believe that I'll find love the very next day, but then I remember I look like Jay Z and Samuel Jackson rolled into one.

 

So you look like an A list actor and multi media mogul! Thats awesome!

 

Sometimes I feel like a motherless child. Along way from home!