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[Valkyrie]

Didn't know you were such a fan of herring flavored popcorn.  *dumps more fish oil on the popcorn and hands the lemurcoon a bowl*        

[Slytherin]

*makes surströmming flavored popcorn for Penguin*   Snatch !   

[Zombie]

I'll take that *snatch*

 

mine

[TalonRider]

Hey Zombo, Look, there's a Pepsi over there to go with all that popcorn.

[northie]

I don't like either Pepsi or popcorn. I think I'll have the shiny instead. Ta.

[Valkyrie]

Good.  More for me.   *throws the surströmming at LBO and munches toffee flavored popcorn while waddling away from the pretender to the throne*        

[northie]

I can do so much more than waddling... *Sprints past the obese penguin, snatching the shiny on the way.* Bye bye!

Edited September 6, 2016 by northie

[Valkyrie]

Who are you calling obese?  I happen to have the perfect physique for a penguin.    *shoves the minstrel in a loch and swims away gracefully with the shiny*       

[northie]

A wet, irate minstrel queen armed with a claymore is not good news for a thieving penguin Hand it over, pengy and you won't get hurt ... There you go, easy really! Mine

[Valkyrie]

     

 

[Drew Espinosa]

Haven't seen you for a while

 

But still mine

Aw, thanks Clo!

 

*sneakily nabs the from the mediocre ninja* 

[Valkyrie]

       

[northie]

Shiny doesn't want to be with a penguin with too much time on its flippers. It wants to be with a dynamic, well-loved queen like me Mine

[Valkyrie]

Hey...I'm healing... The shiny is helping me get better faster.    

 

Edited September 6, 2016 by Valkyrie

[Parker Owens]

The queens are fighting in the wings,

but shiny wants to hang with Kings,

like Bard, the monarch of the noun,

who proudly wears the monarch's crown.

 

mine.   

[Valkyrie]

*swaps the shiny for a tinfoil hat and waddles off happily, laughing at the silly bard*        

[Parker Owens]

I take the tinfoil hat proffered,

and give it to the cat, who purred,

while keeping on my circlet fair,

for shiny's better in my hair.

 

mine.   

[Valkyrie]

You can keep the tinfoil hat and the circlet...I'll take the shiny!          

[C. When]

SHINY!

[Valkyrie]

     

[C. When]

Mine.

[Valkyrie]

Bad lemurcoon!       

[Zombie]

Half a pound of tuppenny rice 

Half a pound of treacle 

That's the way the money goes

 

goes the weasel

 

mine now

[TalonRider]

... sneaks in, does a diving swoop, takes the shiny from the penguin make that from the thieving zombie , sneaks back out ... 

[Valkyrie]

*Dives up from the water, nabs the shiny, then swims to an iceberg to munch on fish*