Last Post Wins #41

[Wesley8890]

Good morning

[Valkyrie]

*adds Paul Bunyan and Babe to my ever-growing army*  I'm already very aware of insurance   My shiny  

[Parker Owens]

Penguins lack the long endurance

or the kind of home insurance

which one needs to wear the crown:

that's why Bard will win, hands-down!

 

mine. 

[Valkyrie]

Nice try, Minstrel.    Mine   

[Parker Owens]

Stuffed from eating fish galore,

quoth the Penguin never more;

and I really must agree

ever is the crown with me!

 

mine. 

 

[Valkyrie]

*burrrrrrpppp* I had lasagna for lunch, thank you very much.    Yet again, mine.  

[Parker Owens]

A Pengiun belch is just a noise

to pique the adolescent boys,

while we, with tastes more rarified

will wear the shiny crown with pride. 

 

Mine. 

[Valkyrie]

2 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

A Pengiun belch is just a noise

to pique the adolescent boys,

while we, with tastes more rarified

will wear the shiny crown with pride. 

 

Mine. 

Are you saying I'm uncouth?  

[Parker Owens]

I'd never say you are uncouth, 

instead I emphasize your youth,

which from the crown disqualifies:

I hope this statement mollifies. 

 

Mine. 

[Valkyrie]

11 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

I'd never say you are uncouth, 

instead I emphasize your youth,

which from the crown disqualifies:

I hope this statement mollifies. 

 

Mine. 

It'll do.     

[Parker Owens]

Penguin fusses, penguin preens,

penguin to the leftward leans,

overbalanced, tumbles down,

penguin lost the shiny crown. 

 

Mine. 

[northie]

*The ink-stained bard is so busy scratching away at his parchment that he forgets both his ale and the shiny* mine.

[Drew Espinosa]

9 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

I have no idea, but apparently your lead Lickspittle has a thing for him.     

I don't have a thing for Theon, I just think he is handsome, in his own way.

 

2 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

Nice try, Minstrel.    Mine   

You don't sound appreciative of @Parker Owens efforts at creating amazing poetry. That's why you rebels don't deserve him!  

 

 Tsar Steve would always appreciate the Bard's epic poems!

[northie]

The bard is nobody's pet poet. Certainly not for a Canadian wannabe and his hangers on. 

 

*Reclaims the Shiny from the starstruck lickspittle.* Mine, always mine.  

[Parker Owens]

The Bard is proud and no one's pet

nor groveler to the star struck, yet

he sings a very different tune

while stealing shiny all too soon. 

 

Mine. 

 

[Valkyrie]

Ha!  Told you you couldn't recruit the Bard.    

[Parker Owens]

2 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Ha!  Told you you couldn't recruit the Bard.    

 

It isn't very suitable 

that Bard should be recruitable

and so I'll be inscrutable 

for shiny is so loot-able.

 

mine. 

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Parker Owens said:

 

It isn't very suitable 

that Bard should be recruitable

and so I'll be inscrutable 

for shiny is so loot-able.

 

mine. 

  

 

Still mine, though  

[Drew Espinosa]

As the Count of Transylvania, I decree that all who enter my land must pledge allegiance to Tsar Steve!  

[northie]

And what pray, has Transylvania got to do with anything? Another one of your delusions? *Shakes head at the madness all around.* Sanity decrees that the shiny is mine.  

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, northie said:

And what pray, has Transylvania got to do with anything? Another one of your delusions? *Shakes head at the madness all around.* Sanity decrees that the shiny is mine.  

I am Count Drewcula of Transylvania!  Therefore, I am setting out to make Transylvania a model province in Tsar Steve's Realm for  others to aspire to!  

[Parker Owens]

We know that Transylvania's count

is rather less than the amount

of pigs which can aspire to fly,

so Bard can have the crown, says I.

 

mine. 

[Drew Espinosa]

 

 

 All Hail Tsar Steve!  

[Parker Owens]

What Tsar this is, I do not know,

his crown is on my head although;

he will not mind it in the least,

for now his Tsardom here has ceased.

 

mine. 

[northie]

7 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

 

 

 All Hail Tsar Steve!  

No, no, no, no, and NO!

 

Mine.