Last Post Wins #41

[Parker Owens]

The kingdom's bounty can't be bought

by whippersnappers lost in thought

o'er theorems of Pythagoras,

for Bard will teach the master class.

 

mine. 

Edited June 27, 2017 by Parker Owens

[TalonRider]

It's a good thing I can fly. It's starting to get a tad deep on the ground.

 

And to the bard, once again I say, not yours, mine.

[Parker Owens]

To Bird of Prey, with mighty wings,

the Bard with artful harping sings

a song of such entrancing guile

Bird drops the shiny: Bard will smile. 

 

Mine. 

[Valkyrie]

Bard won't be smiling when I nab the shiny from him.   

[Drew Espinosa]

 All Hail Tsar Steve!

[Valkyrie]

And we're back to mindless toadying and bootlicking.     

[wildone]

It is so refreshing on this nice summer day to see all my subjects playing and interacting like the frienemies that they truly are

 

Bard, care to join myself, Sir @Drew Espinosa and Sir @Wesley8890 and the mighty Wizard @Slytherin?

 

Peace to everyone

 

[Valkyrie]

38 minutes ago, wildone said:

It is so refreshing on this nice summer day to see all my subjects playing and interacting like the frienemies that they truly are

 

Bard, care to join myself, Sir @Drew Espinosa and Sir @Wesley8890 and the mighty Wizard @Slytherin?

 

Peace to everyone

 

Leave Bard alone, Despot!   He is not part of your lickspittle brigade!  *waddles away with Bard in tow to plot the Oppressor Tyrant's overthrow*  

[Wesley8890]

We are not oppressed

[Krista]

*Distracts Steve with 10 naked dancers* Steals the Crown.

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, Krista said:

*Distracts Steve with 10 naked dancers* Steals the Crown.

*nabs the shiny and adds the naked dancers to my ever-growing army*    

[Krista]

5 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

*nabs the shiny and adds the naked dancers to my ever-growing army*    

 

! They're mine! I paid good money for them to wiggle their bits! Oh.. and.. Takes back the Crown. 

Edited June 28, 2017 by Krista

[Valkyrie]

Just now, Krista said:

 

! They're mine! I paid good money for them to wiggle their bits! Oh.. and.. Takes back the Crown. 

Too late!  They've already been assimilated.    

[Krista]

8 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Too late!  They've already been assimilated.    

 

Alright fine, take them... I've never witnessed a floppy ding-a-ling kill anyone. That's all they would be good for.

 

And the crown belongs to me. 

[Valkyrie]

9 minutes ago, Krista said:

 

Alright fine, take them... I've never witnessed a floppy ding-a-ling kill anyone. That's all they would be good for.

 

And the crown belongs to me. 

They're good for their distraction value.  Then the ninjas step in...   

[Drew Espinosa]

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Leave Bard alone, Despot!   He is not part of your lickspittle brigade!  *waddles away with Bard in tow to plot the Oppressor Tyrant's overthrow*  

We need the Bard, so he can compose epic ballads of Tsar Steve's many victories!  

 

And lickspittle brigade?  No, we are the Tsar Steve Fan Club!  

 

As or "Oppressor Tyrant"? That's fake news!  

 

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Too late!  They've already been assimilated.    

<While Val is distracted by the new dancers, I kidnap Legolas so he can become a "guest" of Tsar Steve (totally not a hostage  ) > 

[Wesley8890]

[Valkyrie]

38 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

We need the Bard, so he can compose epic ballads of Tsar Steve's many victories!  

  

And lickspittle brigade?  No, we are the Tsar Steve Fan Club!  

 

As or "Oppressor Tyrant"? That's fake news!  

 

<While Val is distracted by the new dancers, I kidnap Legolas so he can become a "guest" of Tsar Steve (totally not a hostage  ) > 

Back off Legolas, lickspittle!   You can keep Theon.  

 

5 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Damn right.   

 

  

[Wesley8890]

Why would we want Theon?

[Drew Espinosa]

8 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Damn right.   

 Suuure you are...

 

 All Hail Tsar Steve the Benevolent!  

[Daddydavek]

...and the drivel runs deep!

 

   ...returned to older gentleman!

[Drew Espinosa]

2 minutes ago, Daddydavek said:

   ...returned to older gentleman!

Aren't the older generations supposed to pass things on to the younger ones?

 

And since you are a Baby Boomer, and @wildone is a Gen-Xer, shouldn't you give him the Shiny?  

[Daddydavek]

...in due time and the time isn't due yet!

 

   ...and back from the interloper!

[Valkyrie]

5 hours ago, Wesley8890 said:

Why would we want Theon?

I have no idea, but apparently your lead Lickspittle has a thing for him.     

[TalonRider]

Back to me once again.

 

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