Last Post Wins #41

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, northie said:

No, no, no, no, and NO!

 

The lady doth protest too much, methinks!

 

 Tsar Steve is the greatest Ruler of LPW ever!!!  

[Valkyrie]

10 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

We know that Transylvania's count

is rather less than the amount

of pigs which can aspire to fly,

so Bard can have the crown, says I.

 

mine. 

  

 

1 minute ago, Parker Owens said:

What Tsar this is, I do not know,

his crown is on my head although;

he will not mind it in the least,

for now his Tsardom here has ceased.

 

mine. 

His Tsardom only ever existed in his mind.  

 

Mine.   

[Drew Espinosa]

1 minute ago, Valkyrie said:

His Tsardom only ever existed in his mind.  

 

No it's not!  Read post #1, it is @wildone's coronation!  

[northie]

2 minutes ago, Drew Espinosa said:

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

 

Look, matey. I'm just getting warmed up .... You don't want to hear me in full rant mode.

 

Mine, yet again.

[Parker Owens]

Quest to yonder twinkling star,

still I cannot trust a Tsar;

once you take your evening's rest,

Bard is altogether best. 

 

Mine. 

[Valkyrie]

I will never recognize the oppressive tyrant's right to wear the exalted shiny.   

[Drew Espinosa]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

I will never recognize the oppressive tyrant's right to wear the exalted shiny.   

The real tyranny is you continuing this folly of a rebellion in the Realm that wants peace!

 

 All Hail Tsar Steve the Benevolent!  

[Parker Owens]

Recognize instead my dear,

Bard as rightful claimant here,

Tsars turn all our days to ice,

Bard I think is rather nice. 

 

Mine. 

[northie]

My so wise and sound advice

To the bard who's rather nice

Pay the awful, painful price

Return shiny in a trice

 

To me, of course.   mine.  

 

Edited June 28, 2017 by northie

[Parker Owens]

The crown belongs to him or she 

who has that noble quality

of dignity above the fray 

so Bard will keep the crown today. 

 

Mine. 

 

[northie]

Hmm ... That's me. I'm above the fray by being queen.  QED.       Mine

[Parker Owens]

That specious thinking's circular

to logic, rather irk-ular

but Bard, with an indulgent smile

will take the shiny back awhile. 

 

Mine. 

[northie]

Right, well, that's quite long enough.    Back to me, shiny's rightful, destined wearer.

 

irk-ular ... 

[Parker Owens]

What's with all this fascination

with the crown's predestination?

Calvin's rather dour and hard,

better shiny stays with Bard. 

 

Mine. 

 

[TalonRider]

BOP swoops in to save the shiny from the bard.

[Valkyrie]

2 hours ago, Parker Owens said:

Recognize instead my dear,

Bard as rightful claimant here,

Tsars turn all our days to ice,

Bard I think is rather nice. 

 

Mine. 

I think Bard is rather nice, too. Doesn't mean I'll let him keep the shiny, though.  Or Harry Birdy, for that matter, either.

 

irk-cular  

[northie]

Here's a nice rabbit or two ... Nice and juicy ... Here, birdy .... Thank you. Fair exchange.        mine.  

[Wesley8890]

Its been a long day

[Parker Owens]

Long the days of summer wind

and the shiny clearly pined

for its master's lilting voice,

shiny is the Bard's by choice. 

 

Mine. 

[Valkyrie]

1 minute ago, Parker Owens said:

Long the days of summer wind

and the shiny clearly pined

for its master's lilting voice,

shiny is the Bard's by choice. 

 

Mine. 

Not by my choice.   

[Parker Owens]

Penguins choices often lack

real conviction, for they snack

every minute daylight shines

eating things with fins and spines

thus they get their feelings mixed

while Bard gets shiny fixed. 

 

...firmly on his head.  Mine. 

[Wesley8890]

Anyone know any words that don't rhyme?

[Valkyrie]

33 minutes ago, Parker Owens said:

Penguins choices often lack

real conviction, for they snack

every minute daylight shines

eating things with fins and spines

thus they get their feelings mixed

while Bard gets shiny fixed. 

 

...firmly on his head.  Mine. 

 *wrestle pry stomp*  not anymore...    

 

21 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Anyone know any words that don't rhyme?

We all know rhyming words galore,

so get used to it, evermore.  

 

[Drew Espinosa]

 belongs to His Grace, Steve, the First of His Name, Tsar of North America, Europe, and Antarctica, Lord of LPW and Protector of the Realm.  

[Daddydavek]

   ...and back to me!