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    Secret Author Contest-Forbidden Is... Revealed? Nooooo.

    By Cia

    Ha! Did you think it was time to share the stories and authors? No!! Total clickbait. Heehee! That's right, time to vote on your favorite! Now, to be fair, it would be ideal to have read ALL the stories. Can you vote without having read them? YES! Because this is about your favorite use of our theme of Forbidden Knowledge that you read in this year's Secret Author Forbidden Knowledge stories. Pick a SINGLE title, this isn't your top three. It doesn't even have to be your favorite overall st
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jamessavik's Blog

The New People

The New People   Introduction   Hello, My name is John Doe, All that I as is 10 digits, Filed away in a data bank, Ten cold digits tell my story, Alpha plus is my rank. Promise and wonder fill our brave new world, Of high technology and analysis, No new thoughts are born, They are all out worn, So we stop thinking and cease to exist.   All we are is what we have seen, The latest propaganda to have been: A socialist insecurity number, A ticket to the big matc
JamesSavik

JamesSavik

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Melancholy ... the broken staff of life

Weed to Home

I'm home sitting on the bed in pajamas with my laptop on my lap and cute, little Bonita beside me sleeping, playing, cleaning, or simply ignoring me. Pets are like that. They'll give you all their love, but it's on their terms. Dogs are better than cats, though. At least they don't give you a hair ball every few days. There's nothing like the sound of a retching cat.   Yesterday morning, I was waking up in Weed, CA. I like Weed. It's small town America in the mountains. Last Saturday when I dr
CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

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Chronicles of My Life

Blond Ambition

Well, how else would I commemorate a new path for my life than by getting a make over? Shortly after writing my last blog I got my hair restyled and dyed. I went for a shorter, messier style and a fairly flashy blond. I got my brows waxed and dyed as well, and hit up a few of my favourite shops for some new outfits. I also started the lastest round of teeth whitening products, and restructured my skin care regimen. Shallow and vail I know, but all in all I'm very pleased with the results.
AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace

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Skywriting

Falling off the Grid

I am to visit my parents over the next couple of days, which are my "weekend" days this week. My mother in particular has been asking when I'm coming up for several weeks now, so I decided to just say, "the hell with it" and make the drive, which is about seven hours, one way. I know I don't visit them often enough, but it's a lot harder to break away from my obligations than it was a couple years ago. My job was through my college's housing department, so when I had no school, I had no work (an
B1ue

B1ue

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Viv's Blog

my kid is SOOOOO cute! that is all...

Well, one of them is. The other is like this... pubescent, teenage girl full of angst and drama, someone save me please?!   I got home from work last night and found this on my computer... It's my son, who is six, talking to Tony.   Tony: psssst Viv: 0 Tony: ... Viv: it's matthew Tony: hi matthew...can you ask daddy a question for me? ask him if tony can iron his tie Viv: he said no Tony: how are you? Viv: gooooooooooooooooood Viv: how or you????????????????????
viv

viv

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Melancholy ... the broken staff of life

Free Range Apples and Johnny the Demon

Today, I drove down I-5 from the Petro truck stop in Corning, CA, to the Petro in Wheeler Ridge, CA. It was a nice quiet drive except for the accident at the bridge over the Mokelumne River. From what I could see, someone went over the bridge railing. Firemen were getting out backboards so there were a few survivors.   Other than that, it was a pleasant trip and I was able to come up with a couple story ideas.   The first had to do with what is in my trailer. Imagine, if you will, free range
CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

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Read my blog

Sex In My Stories? Why Hell Yes!

Ok, so maybe not in all of them. But to be truthful, I'm not uptight about it either way. If I'm working on something that doesn't need a sex scene, I'm not going to throw one in. On the other hand, if I'm working on a chapter and I stop and think to myself, You know, these two characters need to get laid, then it's on. The only limit I have is that I'll never, and I do mean never, include scenes between men or women and boys or girls. I'm not judging anyone that wants to read something like t
NickolasJames8

NickolasJames8

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jamessavik's Blog

The lighter side of suicide bombers

Smart Bombs   Really, really dumb bomb   "Death to America, death to Israel, you guys go first..."   Suicide Bomber Barbie is fierce as long as she doesn't break a nail.   The suicide bomber homing pidgeon was a horrible idea...   Suicide bomber cat hates you...   Yassar's Big Adventure
JamesSavik

JamesSavik

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Skywriting

"You are always Twenty-One." If you're lucky. Me, it's more sixteen.

I nearly always get carded. For everything. I got carded trying to buy crazy glue once. I can sometimes buy a Rated M video game once in a while, or go to a Rated R movie, but not often, and only if I take pains to make myself look as preppy as possible. It doesn't help that my ID only sort of looks like me. I've changed quite a bit in the last eight years when that photo was taken, but, sadly, I honestly look older in that picture than I do in real life. I live in dread of the day when some bar
B1ue

B1ue

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Chronicles of My Life

Some weeks are better than others...

And this one's certainly sucked big time!   There's little point in me sitting here whining about it and there's very little constructive good that this blog entry can make, but just as a general update of my life...   Things didn't work out with the new old boyfriend. We broke up tonight. It was a nice break up I suppose. I mean we were both primarily concerned with not hurting each other, it was mostly mutual, and we're probably going to remain friends. Perhaps one day I'll write a b
AFriendlyFace

AFriendlyFace

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blogage

Fog Horns

San Francisco.   Where to begin? I could do the whole play by play rundown of events according to Steve, but instead I'm going to hop to the parts that ment something to me. This brings us to the end. Oh don't get me wrong the whole weekend was a blast, even if Castro turned out to be less then impressive. It's been a long time since I have laughed so much, and felt so comfortable in the company that surrounded me.   Anyhow, the thing I probably enjoyed the most during the weekend was the wa
shadowgod

shadowgod

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hands in the air.

This is getting ridiculous

So one of my friends from work asked me if I knew this guy, and I told her I had. She thought that we would make the cutest couple. I told her I actually had a huge crush on him last year. What did she do? She went to him and told him that someone thought he was cute. He asked who, and when she told him, she said that he flipped out. He had no idea, but he thought I was cute and didn't think anything was ever going to happen there. So she told me today that this happened, and told me that
rich_e

rich_e

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Melancholy ... the broken staff of life

Getting it done

Yesterday, I had some time before I had to deliver a load of empty boxes to the pumpkin seed place in Fresno so I was able to finish my winter anthology story. I've decided the title will be "Walkabout" because that's basically what this story is about, at least in the beginning. The village where the story begins has a tradition of allowing boys who reach the age of 16 to go on a one or two year walkabout too see other places on the planet and decide if they want to come back to the village and
CarlHoliday

CarlHoliday

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jamessavik's Blog

What makes a good Systems Administrator?

What makes a good Systems Administrator?   --------------------------------------------------------------------------------     A deep streak of Masochism, very little life and the ability to wake up nice and cheery at 2am to a panicked phone call from an idiot user who has just done something stupid that is going to cost you two weeks work.   At least a BS in Computer Science. With all the BS in this game, you'll need at least that much.   Experience. Of course you can't get a job unti
JamesSavik

JamesSavik

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Viv's Blog

you can't boat if you don't hold erections...

So, yeah... San Francisco.   Steve, Rich, and I got there Friday morning and took some crazy underwater subway from Oakland to San Francisco and then stopped at the Visitor's Center that my brother who used to live there for ten years told us to stop at to get free maps and stuff, only to be assaulted by two different homeless people, who will from here on out be known as the interesting people and that area, the interesting area, likely because I had some giant map unfolded looking for the 'y
viv

viv

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Nymphetamine Abuse

FAIL

Everything I do or try to achieve, I fail miserably at. Why?   What's so wrong with me?   Is it my personality?   Am I just not good looking enough?   Am I an asshole and don't know it?   Am I stupid?   I'm just not comprehending why every time I find a boy I like they want nothing to do with me. Another thing, why do they always let me get my hopes up first? Why not just go ahead and tell me that I stand a snowball's chance in Hell? WHY? What is the reasoning behind all o
Razor

Razor

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What once was is now lost.

Cats Really Do Have 9 Lives.....

So the saying really is true, how do i know? We'll i'll gladly tell you.     So i woke up this morning and did my daily routine, check the common areas clean up etc. So as i make my way to the penthouse (Office) Upstairs. I overhear one of my bosses talking on the phone about a cat. Later on a find out that a cat fell onto a car, so i figure ohh no big deal right?   WRONG   Turns out the cat fell from the 10th floor lani right into this ladys car. Pretty much the cat slamed hard into t
Meeko

Meeko

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jamessavik's Blog

Remember , remember the 5th of November...

Remember, remember the fifth of November, The gunpowder, treason and plot, I know of no reason Why gunpowder treason Should ever be forgot.     People shouldn't fear their Goverenments. Goverenments should fear their people.   We are oft to blame in this, 'Tis too much proved - that with devotion's visage And pious action we do sugar o'er The devil himself.   I dare do all that may become a man; Who dares do more is none.   Beneath this mask there is more than flesh. Beneath
JamesSavik

JamesSavik

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Little Buddha's Stone Grotto

San Francisco Recap

Well, I made it back from San Francisco safe and sound late last night, and was back to work bright and early this morning. First of all, the business part of the trip was a big success, and although I worked long hours the whole time, it was well worth it. The hotel we stayed at was VERY nice, and I met lots of cool people in the industry. I also got to do some interpreting, as there were some representatives from Chinese companies there, and it worked out well since they didn't speak English v
LittleBuddhaTW

LittleBuddhaTW

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Blog Archive

Doctors visit

Okay... so this lump of... whatever the hell it is... it seems to grow and recede and is most prominent when I'm aroused. Guess what I'm NOT when in an office with an 80 year old asian doctor I can barely understand? I could still find the lump, but it was so small the doctor couldn't... an no matter how much he rolled my balls around in his hand or played with my shaft, my arousal level was not budging and the lump was gonna hide indefinitely.   So... doctor couldn't find it to diagnose it a
Demetz

Demetz in Demetz

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