Last Post Wins #39

[clochette]

The never complain when with me

[Daddydavek]

...and back to me!

[Parker Owens]

Respect your elders, I was told,

but I prefer to be quite bold;

for swift is what the Bard must be,

to snatch away the crown from thee!

 

mine.

[Daddydavek]

 ...and back to me.  (prosaically)

[clochette]

Nope

[Daddydavek]

 ...and back to me.

[clochette]

Why when I can sleep in i always wake up before the sun

[TalonRider]

Sounds like you need to reset your body clock.

[clochette]

Yes but keep the with me

[Parker Owens]

A fairy's tiny body clock

will likely sound more tick than tock,

but it may stop with quite a shock

when she finds out I picked the lock.

 

mine.    

[Valkyrie]

 

[Parker Owens]

A Signature Penguin, I venture to guess,

discovered at random a means of egress,

the evidence left by the bird was so clear,

for saltwater footprints and fish bones were near;

in one thing for certain our Penguin's remiss,

for Bard has the shiny, and sends her a kiss. 

 

mine.   

[northie]

Eugh ... The bard uses so many words ... Me, I just saunter past, stick a hand out, nick you know what, and leg it. Mine

[Parker Owens]

She sauntered past, and with a squiff;

And she thought shiny would come wif',

we know better, don't we, luv,

as shiny's stayin' wif'' the guv'. 

 

mine.   

Edited January 12, 2017 by Parker Owens

[northie]

Gawd blimey, where's the bleedin' off switch? *Confiscates the shiny as punishment for unauthorised use of mockney ...* Queen's English: mine

[Parker Owens]

Oh, aye, she's nobbut spoutin' shout,

but all her noise will come to nowt,

she hasna' got a single prayer;

I'll tek the crown ri' off her hair.

 

mine, like.    

[Valkyrie]

 Who needs words when you have ninjas?          

[Slytherin]

Ninja bear is bouncing around and stealing the Shiny

[Parker Owens]

Ninja bear is God knows where, but chasing penguin, fishy;

who knows why the Ursa's nigh, perhaps the pengy's dishy;

Neither one is any fun, for both are looking grumpy

Bard took crown and then skipped town, and left them rather jumpy.

 

mine.

[Slytherin]

Do I look grumpy ???

 

 

[Valkyrie]

     

[northie]

God, it's like stealing sweets from children... *nips round the lumbering, fat, dozy ninjas and grabs the shiny* Mine, again, and again, and again ...  

[Valkyrie]

  How rude.      

[clochette]

[Fianna Ai]

Wot's all dis, den?