Last Post Wins #40

[Parker Owens]

The fear you hear is here, my dear,

of apprehension best steer clear, 

so safer still is trusting Bard

to care for shiny: that's not hard.

 

mine. 

[Valkyrie]

1 hour ago, wildone said:

At first I thought that said penises.

 

Then I thought hmmm, penises and chocolate turtles...................nice

 

 

 

 

I'm gonna swing my hammer and take the for me

 

   

[Wesley8890]

I spent so many nights thinking I was alone without  by my side

Did you think I'd crumble or lay down and die....

Oh no not I 

I will survivr

[Daddydavek]

Daddy D tiptoes into the thread.....

 

  ...and back to me!

[TalonRider]

Swoops in quietly and takes the shiny away from the sleeping Daddy D. Also leaves him a bottle of wine in exchange.

 

Todays list on this rainy day:

• National Brown-Bag It Day
• National Missing Children’s Day
• Red Nose Day – Changes Annually
• National Tap Dance Day
• National Wine Day
• Towel Day

[Wesley8890]

Happy red nose day!

[Valkyrie]

6 hours ago, TalonRider said:

Swoops in quietly and takes the shiny away from the sleeping Daddy D. Also leaves him a bottle of wine in exchange.

 

Todays list on this rainy day:

• National Brown-Bag It Day
• National Missing Children’s Day
• Red Nose Day – Changes Annually
• National Tap Dance Day
• National Wine Day
• Towel Day

*snaps the red-nosed Roach with a towel, then tap dances away with the shiny and DDK's wine*   

[Wesley8890]

That hurt! You're mean 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[TalonRider]

Now that I've retired, I no longer need to celebrate Brown Bag Day.

 

Now it's my turn to be mean by taking the shiny from you.

[Valkyrie]

The mean ol' Pesky Penguin glides in to nab the shiny from Harry Birdy.  

[Parker Owens]

The lilting Bard is never mean,

he's heard, but rarely to be seen,

he shimmers in, eludes your eyes,

and steals away the shiny prize.

 

mine. 

[Valkyrie]

Not sneaky enough, my dear.  

[TalonRider]

neither are you.

[Slytherin]

 

[Parker Owens]

The soft blue bear has quite a nose,

and after honey quickly goes,

and bearish movement Bard will hear,

and take away the crown, my dear.

 

mine. 

[Wesley8890]

You guys are weird

[Slytherin]

No we are not   And Parker, I don't like honey, I like Pepsi

 

 

 

 

 

 

[northie]

Roaches

Bears, bards et al

Your queen has arrived and

Claims her rightful, shiny crown of

Gold - mine!

 

Mine

 

[Wesley8890]

Boy did I mess up when I said I was like a roach. There are worse things that keep coming back,

[Valkyrie]

 

[TalonRider]

@Valkyrie: you are so full of yourself.

 

@Wesley8890: If you think this is bad, you should look at some of the past rounds.

[Valkyrie]

Thanks, Harry.  

[Slytherin]

  Cute, Penguin  

[Valkyrie]

[wildone]

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(and has too much time on his hands)