Last Post Wins #49

[Slytherin]

I’m wearing my Slytherin PJ’s today. Gonna watch the telly all day long 

  

[wildone]

Dear Subjects of LPW Land,

Thank you for unanimously deciding for me to be Ruler for Life of LPW Land. Recognizing I’m omnipotent makes my heart swell with pride. 

Thank you once again

 

[Valkyrie]

The lickspittle doesn't speak for all of us.    And you spelled "impotent" wrong.   (It means 'powerless', people. I wasn't implying anything else   )   

Edited December 26, 2019 by Valkyrie
I imply, you infer.

[Slytherin]

 

[Valkyrie]

 

[Daddydavek]

...and back to Daddy Dave K!

[Slytherin]

 

I wonder where Zombie is  Did Spike return and stole Zombies’ laptop so he can’t log on to GA?  

[Valkyrie]

No, I did    

[Slytherin]

Thief!!! 

 

[Zombie]

20 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

Thief!!! 

 

if proof were needed the penguin is vain and poisoned with overreaching ambition

*has an idea... poisoned pies?  poisoned Pepsi? *

 

 

Edited December 26, 2019 by Zombie

[Valkyrie]

I'll take the poisoned Pepsi   *sprays the mummy*   

[Slytherin]

16 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

I'll take the poisoned Pepsi   *sprays the mummy*   

One do not poison Pepsi!   Bad Penguin!  My favourite drink 

 

[Valkyrie]

3 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

One do not poison Pepsi!   Bad Penguin!  My favourite drink 

 

The mummy poisoned it. I simply shook the bottle.  It's not my fault he was standing right in front of it when I opened the bottle.  👼  

[Slytherin]

I am shocked! Shocked!!  

*opens a can of Coca-Cola* Okay then, the Dark Side won, I am now only drinking Coke.. 

[Valkyrie]

 

[Daddydavek]

...and back to Daddy Dave K!

[Valkyrie]

 

[Daddydavek]

...and back to DDK!

[Valkyrie]

  

[Slytherin]

Last two days I’ve been so lazy, sitting on my sofa watching Harry Potter movies.. Today I return to work 

Before that...  

*puts on my invisibility cloak, sneaks in and takes back what is mine*   KING 

[Valkyrie]

  

[Slytherin]

Look a rotten fish for penguin! 🐟 

[Zombie]

1 hour ago, Slytherin said:

Look a rotten fish for penguin! 🐟 

nasty stinky penguin  *holds nose*

  

[Valkyrie]

Hey!    At least I smell better than a rotting corpse.  Stop dropping body parts all over LPWland!     

[Zombie]

Polar bear 1 “What’s for dinner tonight, love?”

Polar bear 2 “Penguin”

Polar bear 1 “Again??”

Polar bear 2 “Shut up!”

 

 
 

   
 

 

Edited December 27, 2019 by Zombie