Last Post Wins #49

[Daddydavek]

...and back to daddy!

[Guest034229]

Out, damn'd spot! out, I say!

This crown fits me perfectly Maccers    

Edited December 30, 2019 by Bard Simpson

[Daddydavek]

...and back to daddy!

[Guest034229]

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad(dy) ... But no more like my father than I to Hercules.

Begone you man of D's, before I set three hags upon you 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Bard Simpson

[Daddydavek]

...and back to daddy!

[Wesley8890]

1 hour ago, Bard Simpson said:

Zounds! I was never so bethumped with words since I first called my brother's father dad(dy) ... But no more like my father than I to Hercules.

Begone you man of D's, before I set three hags upon you 

Macbeth? 

[Guest034229]

2 hours ago, Wesley8890 said:

Macbeth? 

The threat of the three hags were from Macbeth and the father reference was from King John -- Act ii, Sc. 2. 

Shakespeare is such a great resource for abuse. 

Oh, and I may as well take my crown while I'm hither. 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Bard Simpson

[Slytherin]

[TalonRider]

@Bard Simpson, Thanks but no thanks for the snack. And back to me once again.

Today is Falling Needles Family Fest Day so remember to clean up and recycle your live tree. Don't eat too much Bacon today or you might need a Bicarbonate of Soda.

[Slytherin]

7 minutes ago, TalonRider said:

Don't eat too much Bacon today

I’ll try not to 

[Guest034229]

All that glitters is not gold!

Except my shiny 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Bard Simpson

[Slytherin]

Penguin, your new look for the new year? 

 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Slytherin

[Guest034229]

Happy New Year folks. 

I doubt I have any enemies here.

Et Tu Brute?   

Edited December 30, 2019 by Bard Simpson

[Daddydavek]

...and back to the baby chasing grandpa!

[wildone]

Hello Baby Chasing Grandpa.

Let''s see if you are good enough to be a Wildone Chasing Grandpa....

We saw what happened to Valkyrie when she tried to chase me

 

 

[Slytherin]

Happy New Year 

Edited December 30, 2019 by Slytherin

[Valkyrie]

Bacon day!!!      

That's for the deposed despot if he goes anywhere near my bacon.     

[wildone]

This is the only bacon that we'll be eating:

 

 

 

 

[Valkyrie]

Just for that, you get *shudder* VEGAN bacon.     

[Guest034229]

NO!

Thanks Slytherin   

[Zombie]

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

Just for that, you get *shudder* VEGAN bacon.     

penguin is “volunteered” onto a special vegan “eat as much as you can till your flippers snap” meat aversion course

  

[Valkyrie]

  

[Slytherin]

7 hours ago, Zombie said:

penguin is “volunteered” onto a special vegan “eat as much as you can till your flippers snap” meat aversion course

  

Isn’t that a fish? Or it might be a vegan cracker 

[TalonRider]

And back to thee mighty raptor once again.

Make Up Your Mind today that there will be No Interruptions today will I have the shiny. Besides the obvious of being New Years Eve, it's also National Champagne Day. It's also time for the Hour Of Universal Peace.

[Guest034229]

 it's 2020 In NZ

Happy New Year from Bard 😎

 

Edited December 31, 2019 by Bard Simpson