Last Post Wins #44

[Valkyrie]

I'll take that, Birdy.  And you can have cake  

[Sweetlion]

[Daddydavek]

The sweet lion is probably napping...so...

 

...and back to me!

[Sweetlion]

[Drew Espinosa]

13 hours ago, TalonRider said:

There will be no chocolate cake for Drew and Steve, not even a crumb.

I can always make my own chocolate cake.  

 

All hail Tsar Steve the Benevolent!   

[wildone]

Being the most benevolent Tsar that I am, I will bake a cake to go with Drew's and we will share with the ENTIRE Kingdom except for the brown molting seagull and the oversized puffin

 

 

Not sure why people think they can claim the shiny on my weekend?

 

 

[Sweetlion]

[northie]

*kicks the snivelling lickspittle into the nearest horse trough and locks the despot in the town jail. Gives a nice tasty piece of drugged meat to the overgrown cat.* Mine, you hear? Mine.

[Sweetlion]

[wildone]

29 minutes ago, northie said:

*kicks the snivelling lickspittle into the nearest horse trough and locks the despot in the town jail. Gives a nice tasty piece of drugged meat to the overgrown cat.* Mine, you hear? Mine.

 

**As she leads me out of her Castle to the town jail, I trip her on the drawbridge and she falls into alligator and piranha filled moat**

 

**Rushes over to Drew with a warm fluffy towel**

 

 

[Valkyrie]

 That towel is ridden with carnivorous lice who munch the lily-livered Lickspittle down to a pile of dust.  *releases the cranky Kindergartners on the deposed despot, then rides off on my new alligator contingent*     

[Sweetlion]

 

 

Mine

 

 

 

[Drew Espinosa]

2 hours ago, northie said:

*kicks the snivelling lickspittle into the nearest horse trough and locks the despot in the town jail. Gives a nice tasty piece of drugged meat to the overgrown cat.* Mine, you hear? Mine.

Snivelling?  

 

1 hour ago, wildone said:

**Rushes over to Drew with a warm fluffy towel**

 

This is why you are called the Benevolent!

 

1 hour ago, Valkyrie said:

 That towel is ridden with carnivorous lice who munch the lily-livered Lickspittle down to a pile of dust.  *releases the cranky Kindergartners on the deposed despot, then rides off on my new alligator contingent*     

Lily-livered?  

 

How about 'most loyal and humble servant' of Tsar Steve?  It has a much better ring to it, don'tcha think?  

[Valkyrie]

Blah blah blah   

[Daddydavek]

 ...and back to me!  

[Wesley8890]

At first I was alone, I was petrified

[Daddydavek]

...living without you!

 

  ...and back to me!  (not Gloria Gaynor)

[Wesley8890]

Just take those old records off the shelf

[FormerMember4]

1 minute ago, Wesley8890 said:

Just take those old records off the shelf

I’ll trade you a bag of guyliner and mascara for my precious shiny...

[Wesley8890]

5 minutes ago, BlindAmbition said:

I’ll trade you a bag of guyliner and mascara for my precious shiny...

Sorry got all that from Ryder already!

[FormerMember4]

Happy chocolate cake day!

[wildone]

** Looks to see the oversized puffin riding her alligator brigade into the sunset. They are what, 50-60 feet down the road **

 

 

And don't worry Drew, the only way the towel would be lice infested would be if I stole it from the oversized puffin, which I did not

 

 

[Parker Owens]

I doubt the shiny e’er would leave

for pseudo tsars callled Wild or Steve;

without some cogitation hard,

the crown must always stay with Bard. 

 

Mine. 

[wildone]

Nope

 

 

[Wesley8890]

I think that I shall never see

A poem lovely as a tree.

A tree whose hungry mouth is prest

Against the earth's sweet flowing breast;

A tree that looks at God all day,

And lifts her leafy arms to pray;

A tree that may in Summer wear

A nest of robins in her hair;

Upon whose bosom snow has lain;

Who intimately lives with rain.

Poems are made by fools like me,

But only God can make a tree.

-Joyce Kilmer

Edited January 28, 2018 by Wesley8890