Last Post Wins, #51

[clochette]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Did you just fart...?  eww Val you stinker!

[Valkyrie]

Uh... no... that's the putrid one's stench you're smelling     

[Wesley8890]

Ew. They who smelt it dealt it

[clochette]

Just now, Valkyrie said:

Uh... no... that's the putrid one's stench you're smelling     

That guy looked like he was letting one go out though

Aaaanyway  mine 😛

[Valkyrie]

  

[clochette]

2 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Ew. They who smelt it dealt it

I'm a lady. We let out a nice rose perfume or a cute stream of glitter

[Wesley8890]

Not the ladies where im from...

[Zombie]

19 minutes ago, Valkyrie said:

Uh... no... that's the putrid one's stench you're smelling     

She who denies it must have supplied it!   

 

[Valkyrie]

Not this time     

 

[Wesley8890]

And i thought i was the immature one here...

[wildone]

1 hour ago, Wesley8890 said:

What about me😥😥

See how quickly she cast you aside when 'new meat' showed up  Get used to it  

 

[Wesley8890]

Just now, wildone said:

See how quickly she cast you aside when 'new meat' showed up  Get used to it  

 

Nope she just gave me what i wanted. Pizza. 

[wildone]

4 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

Nope she just gave me what i wanted. Pizza. 

Actually if you look back, you wanted ice cream. But the evil one, Valkyrie, spoke with her forked tongue and convinced you, her lackey, that you want pizza.

just saying the proof is there if you just want to scroll up  

 

[Wesley8890]

1 minute ago, wildone said:

Actually if you look back, you wanted ice cream. But the evil one, Valkyrie, spoke with her forked tongue and convinced you, her lackey, that you want pizza.

just saying the proof is there if you just want to scroll up  

 

Did it say i wanted ice cream though?

[wildone]

She offered Ice Cream to the factotum, and you the lackey were left out and asked 'What about me'. Ergo, any sane reasonable person would take away that if you are left out of getting ice cream, and you feel sad about being left out, you are sad that you did not get ice cream

 

[Wesley8890]

2 minutes ago, wildone said:

She offered Ice Cream to the factotum, and you the lackey were left out and asked 'What about me'. Ergo, any sane reasonable person would take away that if you are left out of getting ice cream, and you feel sad about being left out, you are sad that you did not get ice cream

 

Be silenced with your wicked words! You may have bewitvhed the young drew but not me!

[wildone]

Just now, Wesley8890 said:

Be silenced with your wicked words! You may have bewitvhed the young drew but not me!

I speak nothing but the truth. It is you that are under the spell of the evil one  

 

[Wesley8890]

[Valkyrie]

40 minutes ago, Wesley8890 said:

And i thought i was the immature one here...

Fart jokes are always funny     

[wildone]

Ya, really funny  

 

 

 

edit to add: I'm not sure what is more disturbing, the gif or the fact that there is a gif of this    

[Wesley8890]

Whats disturbing is you not finding farts funny. As to the gif its hilarious.

[Valkyrie]

Seriously... what kind of monster doesn't find fart jokes funny?      

[Zombie]

*soft dulcet tones of Sir David Attenborough*

“...and here we see a particularly shocking example of animal misbehaviour as one of the most malignant creatures in the natural world deploys a toxic gas discharge weapon against an entirely innocent creature whose only crime is to be in the wrong place at the wrong time...”

 

    

 

 

 

 

[Wesley8890]

@ValkyrieRight?

Edited February 7, 2021 by Wesley8890

[Valkyrie]

Hey, when ya gotta go, ya gotta go.