Make us Laugh! #2

[ASH PHOENIX]

[JamesSavik]

Marked safe from squirrels.

 

[ASH PHOENIX]

[Zombie]

[JamesSavik]

[Ron]

What did one teste say to the other?

 

"Why are we left to hang, Dick did the shooting?"

[Daddydavek]

Trick or Treat joke from my grandson:

Grandpa, do you know what I'm going to do when I get as big as you?

No Jax, what are you going to do?

Go on a diet! 

[JamesSavik]

 

When I saw these two, I instantly thought of the tabby kitten and his golden retriever partner in crime, Junior and Smiley, from the Company.

[Zombie]

Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules for Life

Rule 12

“Pet a cat when you encounter one in the street“

 

 

[JamesSavik]

On 11/12/2022 at 6:49 AM, Zombie said:

Jordan Peterson’s 12 Rules for Life

Rule 12

“Pet a cat when you encounter one in the street“

 

That depends on the cat.

[JamesSavik]

 

Well, of course I'm a Lonely Mountain. People become such unreasonable haters after a few explosive eruptions.

[JamesSavik]

[Ivor Slipper]

Senior Brunch Performance;

 

[Zombie]

more news like this please  

 

 

[JamesSavik]

[Zombie]

[drpaladin]

6 hours ago, Zombie said:

There are still people who watch Ben Hur and are as clueless as Charlton Heston that Ben Hur and Messala were an item.

[Ivor Slipper]

Christmas Joke;

A friend turned up at a Christmas fancy dress party with a pair of knickers on their head. When berated for seemingly not joining in, and asked as to the point of the knickers, they replied 'they're Carols'!

 

[Zombie]

 

[Slytherin]

[Zombie]

Baby oil

it’s not easy finding baby oil that’s ethically sourced from babies   

[drpaladin]

I was walking home last night and decided to take a shortcut by the cemetery

Three girls walked up to me and explained that they were scared to walk past the cemetery at night so I agreed to let them walk along with me. I told them “I understand, I used to get freaked out too when I was alive."

[Daddydavek]

I saw this on Quora and laughed. 

 

 

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Posted by

Gregory John Holmes

 

Jan 17

 

Multi-syllable words… 😊

Little Johnny goes to school and the teacher says "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class.

Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me !

"Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?"

Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."

Teacher smiles and says

"Wow, little Johnny, that's a mouthful."

Little Johnny says "No, miss,

you're thinking of a blowjob.

[Daddydavek]

A friend sent me a joke page and this one made me smile!

        Me:  Please bring me a screw driver.

Spouse:  Flat head, Phillips or Vodka?

And that's when I knew he was the one!

[JamesSavik]

Someday I'd like to visit the motherland.