Make us Laugh! #2

[JamesSavik]

[Ivor Slipper]

[Former Member]

[Former Member]

[Valkyrie]

[Zombie]

Family Fortunes UK TV quiz show question:

“Name a bird with a long neck”

Contestant: “Naomi Campbell”

[Valkyrie]

[Valkyrie]

We play it in NY too.  It's not fun.     

[drpaladin]

3 hours ago, Valkyrie said:

We play it in NY too.  It's not fun.     

Typically followed by exclamations like 'Oh sh*t' or 'What the hell was that.'

[Valkyrie]

37 minutes ago, drpaladin said:

Typically followed by exclamations like 'Oh sh*t' or 'What the hell was that.'

More like "hold my coffee"    

[Valkyrie]

https://theoatmeal.com/comics/candy_polyamory

 

[Zombie]

[drpaladin]

What name comes before Zod?

 

 

Spoiler

Neal

 

Edited March 9, 2022 by drpaladin

[drpaladin]

Get your flux capacitor for time travel now!

Note: It also requires plutonium and a Delorean to work.

 

https://www.oreillyauto.com/flux-500.html

[Cscampbell]

Gonna make soooo much money!

[JamesSavik]

Hope you had a better Easter than this guy.

 

[JamesSavik]

Honey Badger Planet

[Cscampbell]

On 4/17/2022 at 5:07 PM, JamesSavik said:

Hope you had a better Easter than this guy.

 

Damned Bunny, I finally got it this year! Yee Haa!

[ASH PHOENIX]

[ASH PHOENIX]

[JamesSavik]

Do you dodge calls from that cousin who is a few beers short of a 12 pack? Yeah, me too.

 

 

Edited April 23, 2022 by JamesSavik

[Drew Espinosa]

 

[Page Scrawler]

I think I'll hold it until I find an actual bathroom. 

[Ron]

A man walks down his front path, sees a snail, and kicks it into the shrubbery.

Two years later he sees the snail on the path again, and the snail says,

"So what was that about?"

[Ron]

How about this one:

A turtle offers to take a snail on a ride around the block, and the snail slides up on the turtle's back. Two weeks later, they've made the circuit, and the snail says, "Wheeee!"