Last Post Wins #56

[Zombie]

2 hours ago, clochette said:

No bears today... sorry LBO looks like you're out of the game for the day

 

you’re forgetting the angry duck   

 

[chris191070]

[clochette]

32 minutes ago, Zombie said:

 

you’re forgetting the angry duck   

I've trapped it... 

With oranges, a delicious sauce and some potatoes

 

 

Edited October 18, 2022 by clochette

[Slytherin]

No bears?? Silly Clo  Bears rules  

 

 

[clochette]

They might rule in the care bear world but I'm  Queen of LPWland

[chris191070]

[wildone]

I prefer my men to be wearing these kind of leggings  

but I would be laughed out of the locker room if I called them leggings

 

[chris191070]

[Krista]

2 hours ago, wildone said:

I prefer my men to be wearing these kind of leggings  

but I would be laughed out of the locker room if I called them leggings

 

Real men wear these: 

[chris191070]

[Slytherin]

 

 creepy!
 

*hides* 

 

[TalonRider]

It's a good thing I can stay up and away from all those mad critters on the ground.

Kentucky will be serving Sea Food Bisque today. Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce today by joining their Hag Fish fest. Medical Assistants will be celebrating today with Bra's. 

[clochette]

1 hour ago, TalonRider said:

Medical Assistants will be celebrating today with Bra's. 

Sounds like sexy nurse to me...

 

[Zombie]

4 hours ago, Slytherin said:

 creepy!
*hides* 

woke you up, though   

[Daddydavek]

[Slytherin]

7 hours ago, Zombie said:

woke you up, though   

 

*throws Zombie into the bin*  

[Zombie]

3 hours ago, Slytherin said:

*throws Zombie into the bin*  

meanie

 
 

Edited October 19, 2022 by Zombie

[chris191070]

[wildone]

14 hours ago, TalonRider said:

It's a good thing I can stay up and away from all those mad critters on the ground.

Kentucky will be serving Sea Food Bisque today. Support Your Local Chamber of Commerce today by joining their Hag Fish fest. Medical Assistants will be celebrating today with Bra's. 

Make sure you don't go by @Krista's in Kentucky. I can almost bet my life she will not be serving a sea food bisque or any hag fish  

[Slytherin]

3 hours ago, Zombie said:

meanie

 
 

 

Sorry   

 

What is this??     

[wildone]

46 minutes ago, Slytherin said:

 

Sorry   

 

What is this??     

It is Zombie attending an American baseball game. Bringing a bit of England with him, he decided to streak across the infield but forgot to drop his pants (British for underpants). The video does not show when a security guard clothslined him and suddenly he was knocked out of his pants and bare assed naked flat on his back on the shale infield. Next the security guard grabbed his arm and dragged him on his back naked across the shale in the longest route possible. Poor Zombie had to lie naked on his stomach in bed, without even a sheet touching him, for 3 weeks as all the shale worked its way out of his skin. To add insult to injury, when Zombie was initially tackled, his also broke a leg. 
 

Personally I didn’t know of video footage of this sad day in Zombie’s life. 
 

Poor Zombie 😢 

 

 

[Zombie]

5 hours ago, wildone said:

It is Zombie attending an American baseball game. Bringing a bit of England with him, he decided to streak across the infield but forgot to drop his pants (British for underpants). The video does not show when a security guard clothslined him and suddenly he was knocked out of his pants and bare assed naked flat on his back on the shale infield. Next the security guard grabbed his arm and dragged him on his back naked across the shale in the longest route possible. Poor Zombie had to lie naked on his stomach in bed, without even a sheet touching him, for 3 weeks as all the shale worked its way out of his skin. To add insult to injury, when Zombie was initially tackled, his also broke a leg. 
 

Personally I didn’t know of video footage of this sad day in Zombie’s life. 
 

Poor Zombie 😢 

at least they were clean pants  

[clochette]

16 minutes ago, Zombie said:

at least they were clean pants  

I thought you wore lacy lingerie 

Edited October 20, 2022 by clochette

[TalonRider]

Do we really want to know what kind of undies a zombie wears?

Get To Know Your Customers today as they serve you Chicken and Waffles. Later today, we'll have Brandied Fruit.

[Slytherin]

 

Hello Kitty waffles