Web Guys - 34. Chapter 34

Hiker

From Alan: I don’t mind the outdoors. Though I don’t have much real experience hiking.

From Hiker: I’ve been hiking and camping since I was a kid. All year round.

From Alan: All year? Doesn’t it get cold?

From Hiker: To be honest, I don’t mind the winter. In fact, I like snow and ice.

From Alan: Snow isn’t fun. Especially when I’m driving in it.

From Hiker: It is when some guy has you rolling naked in it.

From Alan: I’d have to think about that.

From Hiker: Though I guess it depends on how he warms you back up.

From Alan: Long as he doesn’t leave you there.

From Hiker: He could warm me by pissing in my face.

From Alan: Yuck.

From Hiker: I’m sure if I did something to deserve it, or if he had some reason for doing that, then I’d have to accept things as presented.

From Alan: Would you really freeze in the snow, while some guy pissed in your face?

From Hiker: Depends on the guy.

From Alan: At some point, you’d get up, no matter how hard it’s making you.

From Hiker: Just thinking about piss gets me hard.

From Alan: There’s the problem. You’ve got sex so tied up in humiliation you can’t separate them.

From Hiker: Nah, I don’t need to be humiliated every time I have sex. But sometimes it’s fun.

From Alan: Long as you don’t hurt yourself.

From Hiker: That only happens when I ski.

From Alan: Hope you don’t ski naked.

From Hiker: Only a couple times. Mainly now without a shirt. That’s hot.

From Alan: Yeah, I’ve seen pictures.

From Hiker: If the sun’s out, you hardly notice. And it makes my nipples hard, which makes my dick hard.

From Alan: And it’s legal.

From Hiker: But you’re right. It hurts when you fall. And I fall a lot. That’s why I don’t ski naked.

From Alan: Good choice.

From Hiker: Though now and then, I make naked snow angels.

From Alan: You’re kidding?

From Hiker: Nope. I love it.

From Alan: Face up or face down?

From Hiker: Both.

From Alan: You stay face down too long, you’ll freeze your dick.

From Hiker: It won’t break off.

From Alan: Wouldn’t bet on that.

From Hiker: You’ve got to understand that once you’re in the snow for a while, naked is the best way to be. When I’m camping in the winter, I always sleep without my clothes.

From Alan: I hope in a tent.

From Hiker: Oh, yeah. I like my privacy.

From Alan: So you don’t use 3 or 4 naked guys for blankets.

From Hiker: Don’t I wish. I’m almost always out there by myself.

From Alan: Isn’t that dangerous?

From Hiker: I don’t go far off the trails. Just enough to let me do what I want.

From Alan: Like?

From Hiker: Run naked in the snow. Other guys won’t do that.

From Alan: Will they let you?

From Hiker: Yeah, they love watching their breath freeze when they suck me off.

From Alan: A better choice.

From Hiker: And you can shoot anywhere in the snow and it doesn’t show.

From Alan: You’re making me think I missed something.

From Hiker: It was even better when I was younger and it felt like I was doing something wrong. Now if I don’t get caught by a ranger, I’m fine.

From Alan: You ever get caught?

From Hiker: Only in fantasies.

From Alan: You’ll get listed as a sex offender.

From Hiker: Rangers don’t patrol much at night in the winter. That’s the easiest time to strip. And if I have someone with me, he sits in the tent, all bundled and warm, and shines a light on my body.

From Alan: A command performance.

From Hiker: The pre-show. Most guys I like are 50/50.

From Alan: So when you’re back in the tent, you fuck each other to stay warm.

From Hiker: Again, it depends. Most guys aren’t as adventurous as I am.

From Alan: Maybe they’re thinner skinned.

From Hiker: But once they’re hot, I can get em out of their clothes.

From Alan: Until they come.

From Hiker: Oh, yeah. Then they get cold again real fast.

From Alan: Everything changes when a guy comes.

From Hiker: That’s the way we’re programmed. Horny guys fight. Guys getting laid all the time stay home with their wives.

From Alan: Or their husbands.

From Hiker: Don’t I wish that too.

From Alan: You may find one soon enough.

From Hiker: Not sure I’m ready yet. Sometimes I’d rather go to bed and dream of rangers.

From Alan: Leave your windows open. Supposed to be cold tonight.

From Hiker: Nah, I need a good night’s sleep.

From Alan: Then hope you have one.

From Hiker: Yeah. And you know the best thing about talking to you?

From Alan: No. What?

From Hiker: You didn’t ask how big my dick is.