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Occasional Poetry - 30. Seminar
em>Something light and academic to commemorate summer vacations....and all the errors herein are mine. Enjoy them.
Seminar
The sciences, so I am told,
are cut and dried, so very cold,
no shades of grey, all black and white,
like Celsius and Fahrenheit.
Psychology is not as chill,
and Econ might be warmer still,
while going further, what might be
as warm as Anthropology?
But if you'd really rather freeze,
then mathematics you should seize;
equations analytical
all iced and hypercritical.
Suppose you need a summer breeze,
you'd better choose humanities:
their hazy, humid lines are blurred,
so much if fiction is inferred.
Art history is balmy, too,
as we discuss the works on view,
for taste cannot have much to say
of right or wrong on Claude Monet.
No ambiguity is thus
examining the calculus;
its frigid form is set in ice,
mere argument will not suffice.
Consider n raised to the naught:
the answer's 1, as we are taught,
but n at zero? There's a flaw -
I think I may detect a thaw!
For zero raised to zero fails,
no answer we can use prevails;
for is it one or zero, eh?
Oh dear, it's looking warm and grey...
em>If what I've written rankles you, please leave a rant or some review; and if my verses made you grin, don't hesitate to pile on in.
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Poetry posted in this category are works of fiction. Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are created by the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
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Note: While authors are asked to place warnings on their stories for some moderated content, everyone has different thresholds, and it is your responsibility as a reader to avoid stories or stop reading if something bothers you.
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