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Occasional Poetry - 74. Mathematics Review
Quadratics
Parabolas, you might suppose,
are curves which every person knows,
for you can find them everywhere,
from tropic heat to polar floes.
Equations with an x to square
are curves, not lines, when you compare
them side by side with x that's plain,
or lines bereft of x and bare.
The answer roots for which we strain
when the x-axis cuts in twain
a curve and marks its intersect
quadratic formulas obtain.
But no equation can reflect
our complex conjugate effect,
for as I kiss your curves and nose,
our roots, convergent, must connect.
Functions
A function graphed on paper can't
produce a circle, though I grant
such figures can be drawn with two
connected functions which supplant.
The function knows not what to do
when asked to make a curlicue;
back on itself it cannot turn,
no matter what the point of view.
Such problems make the stomach churn,
for x can't yield both stem and stern,
but we can plot them just the same
if parametrics you would learn.
Now function's form is not a game,
yet doubled would I bend your frame,
so my parameters you'd chant
while our relations I exclaim.
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