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On the edge, again

Because I had two accidents last month, I had to come to HQ today to do a road evaluation. The good news is I passed the range evaluation, which is moving the big truck and trailer through a series of very tight spots, do a straight line back, and negotiate an incredibly tight right turn. The bad news is I failed the road evaluation. I didn't constantly move my eyes from left mirror to right mirror to straight ahead to dash to left mirror to right mirror to straight ahead to dash to et ceter

November 16, 2010

Spreading Chaos

Buy a truck, get an AK-47! Make veterans feel right at home by packing the preferred weapon of our enemies. Seriously, why not throw in a fifth of whiskey? Wouldn't that solve a lot of problems? < awesome! < pull grandpaw's finger Don't do it! Awe man. See what you get for being stoned? That joke is older than Moses. < What? Moses? No. Charlton Heston. Why do you hate guns and freedom? Oh shut the f**k up.

November 15, 2010

Tropical Paradise

Losing peers

Long time no read, eh? Well, no news to talk about, really... though... latest developments have forced me to write a new post today. One of the ways how to measure you're old is that you start losing your peers. Instead of meeting in the pub at some get-together you meet at the funerals... Or that at the get-togethers you're not gossiping about those who didn't come because as we say "only good about the deceased".

paya

November 15, 2010

Back, again

Been in roamingland for the past few days. I could get online, but could only do one site at a time before being forgotten. It says you're connected, but you can't connect. The only solution is to pull the card, get the software to stop thinking it's still connected (end of process in Task Manager seems to do the trick), and start over, all the time hoping the software has actually acknowledged that it was disconnected and isn't thinking it still is, or worse, suddenly decides it's going to try

November 14, 2010

Plutonium

Some things are just plain poison. It doesn't matter how smart or skilled you are, or think you are, they still end up destroying everything around you. That's how coke is. It starts out as a little weekend hobby. You yutz it up with some folks, maybe get laid. It's fun. It makes you feel like you are ten feet tall and bullet proof. If you are a pussy, coke makes you a tiger. If you are a wimp, coke makes you a playa. If you got no confidence, coke makes you feel like the center of any

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November 12, 2010

Eric's Blog

Chaos

It's been chaos for the past week or so, and it's been getting to me. I've been going hardcore style with school trying to finish up my MCSA certification and work full time (rather 50+ hour weeks). It's been stressful but what can I say, I've gotten used to it. What I haven't gotten used to however is the self-centered additude that I've been experiencing with my mother. Lord knows I love her to death but lately she has been driving me up a wall. Monday night was the last straw however and

Phantom

November 11, 2010

It's okay to live and love Life. :)

- "The best and most beautiful things in this world cannot be seen or even heard, but must be felt with the heart." Lately, I've been feeling under the weather, and that's probably because I had cut off most of my social life for school. And let me tell you that it did not turn out well for me, I practically begged for someone or thing to put me out of my misery. Don't get me wrong, school is top priority, but There's gotta be more to life than doing well academically all the time.

MidnightSecret

November 9, 2010

Special Political Edition: Dem & Rep Strategies

Remember: You saw it here first. Breaking news on the overall strategies of both parties! Democratic Strategy: Steer government money toward our donors and get re-elected. Republican Strategy: Steer government money toward our donors and get re-elected. That is why they both fail.

November 8, 2010

UP-down ... UP-down ... UP-down ... UP-down ...

Cycling away, here. Practically rapid cycling. I

November 7, 2010

Post-crash + 1

First of all, I want to thank all who were concerned about my very recent fall from grace. Yes, it was very traumatic, mostly because I

November 5, 2010

Crashed

It was, of course, inevitable. You can

November 4, 2010

Needed: Tack

I delivered a load of grapes to Shelbyville, TN, today and on the way back to civilization I saw a business's sign: B_________ Tack. Underneath this bit of vague information was a bit of clarification in large bold letters: Horse Equipment. And further down, there was, of course, a brief listing of the kinds of equipment this business will sell you for your horse. No problem right? Wrong! All along US-231 before and after this sign there are many, many horse farms. There are stables,

November 3, 2010

Strife and Harmony

Considering a new homeland...

These are the necessities: 1) gay marriage is legal 2) guns are legal 3) The weather is nice (preferably tropical) In consideration of these 3 things, is there a place on this wretched planet that has all of these qualities?

Tiger

November 3, 2010

Top 10 Excuses the Democrats Will Use for the Midterm Beatings

10. The dog ate all of our good legislation. 9. People are to stupid to understand that it was all for their own good. 8. It's the end of the world anyway...let the republicans run it. 7. Bad weather always effects democratic turnout. 6. The President's party always loses seats in the mid-terms.

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November 2, 2010

- "...Depression Hurts." -

... "The sad darkness of the earth touches my heart, its cold spirit creeps over my body, dominating the only light I ever saw in my life. It shows no mercy, no forgiveness, no answer to its victims. When the sun comes down, these nightmares come to life, leaving me utterly breathless. But it is the bitter taste of losing absolutely everything that I have held so dear that makes sleep so unbearable. We all begin with good intent, believing that we could

MidnightSecret

November 2, 2010

Random Thoughts of an Alpha Female

Sparkles

My daughter told me I sparkled. She was brushing my hair at the time, so I figured she was commenting on the little bit of gray that's started to show in the dark brown. She said it wasn't gray, it was silver. Her thought was that ordinary, dull people get gray hair. Kick ass, full tilt crazy people get silver. I can live with kick ass, full tilt crazy. And I'm keeping the silver.

sat8997

November 1, 2010

Hypomania

I guess I

October 31, 2010

New Entry for the Urban Dictionary

INTERNUT 1. noun: World Wide Network of loons, religious nuts, wackos, crazies, degenerates, deviants, sex addicts, paranoid shut-ins, retired pole-dancers, tea party activists, dope smokers, hash-heads, meth-freaks, dim-wits, democrats, lawyers, convicts, war criminals and sex offenders. 2. noun: A denizen of that community. 3. noun: An orgasm achieved while watching Internet porn. 1. President Obama said something vague and misleading and the INTERNUT is really jumping tonight.