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tim's Bits and Pieces - 52. Blinded by the Noodle

It could have been worse .. but it wasn't so... i wrote this to poke a bit of fun at myself and my stupidity.  :D 

Yesterday morning I was hungry ... and there they were. Only a week old, what's the harm in that? Plenty. But i ignored my little voice of reason ...

 

Looking good there on my warm breakfast plate
Heated to a glistening perfection
Finishing with a picante hot sauce
—ahhh they are the rice noodles of my dreams
I scoffed them with great gusto and desire
Their flavour was fine and the smell the same
I went then with nary a thought again
Nary a one until that evening’s meal
When the creeping lurgy came upon me
And I let my thoughts return to morning
While my innards groaned and contracted hard
I spent a long painful night in the loo
Giving me time to replay that morning
Oh dear, what a foolish boy I had been
Seduced by the perfection of noodles
I did not listen to my self-warning
That you could end up with food poisoning!

Thanks for reading. i'm doing better. Hope you got a chuckle out of it.
Copyright © 2018 Mikiesboy; All Rights Reserved.
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Brayon
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Hugs. And, I've been there before. But mine was leftover pumpkin pie.

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Wayne Gray
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Debated between laugh and sending a love reaction ... I settled for the middle ground.

Feel better soon, tim!

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Silver lining: 

You got a great poem out of those nasty and sneaky (looking all so innocent and good) noodles. 

Glad you’re feeling better, tim. :hug: 

And yes, I did chuckle, so thank you. :thumbup: 

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MichaelS36
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Glad you're feeling better and feel like laughing at yourself a little. Let's not do this again though, okay?

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1 hour ago, AC Benus said:

A hard lesson to learn... hugs 

Just being an idiot .. i knew it was a bad idea.  Thanks AC xo

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1 hour ago, Brayon said:

Hugs. And, I've been there before. But mine was leftover pumpkin pie.

oh boy ... i can feel that pain .. thanks, A xoxo

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57 minutes ago, Wayne Gray said:

Debated between laugh and sending a love reaction ... I settled for the middle ground.

Feel better soon, tim!

i'm okay, thank you. just feel dumb and tired. LOL  xox

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47 minutes ago, chris191070 said:

Feel better soon tim, we've all been there

Right? Thanks chris, i'm okay really. xoxo

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7 minutes ago, Reader1810 said:

Silver lining: 

You got a great poem out of those nasty and sneaky (looking all so innocent and good) noodles. 

Glad you’re feeling better, tim. :hug: 

And yes, I did chuckle, so thank you. :thumbup: 

That is true, Reader, thank you xoxo

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4 minutes ago, MichaelS36 said:

Glad you're feeling better and feel like laughing at yourself a little. Let's not do this again though, okay?

No i won't do this again, because those pills you gave to stop it were awful...they worked, but are awful.  Thank You, Michael. xo

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3 hours ago, Parker Owens said:

I’m so sorry you were ill. I’m very glad you’re better now. Hugs. 

Thanks Parker, illness of my own making ... no clue why, i know better.

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2 hours ago, rickproehl said:

tim 

good poem ... glad you are felling better. take care of yourself. 

thanks rick ... i'm not sure i should be allowed to look after me anymore ... i'm not responsible enough it seems... xo

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2 hours ago, Thorn Wilde said:

Oh, wow. That must suck. Glad you're feeling better! At least you got a fun poem out of it? 

yes, it very much does suck, Thorn. LOL ... i do not recommend food poisoning as a way to inspire poetry .. LOL

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BDANR

This was a such a treat to read, though I'm sorry for your experience :( haha. It's so relatable and sounded like a joy to write :P. I hope you're feeling better!!

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Jason Rimbaud

When I read this title, my head went someplace else. I thought it was a euphemism for something else.

In my early twenties, I went to a BBQ, we were drinking, having fun, and after about six hours, I decided to eat a chicken sandwich I had bought earlier from McDonalds that I had left out in the 90 degree weather. It tasted so delicious in my drunk state, but an hour or so later things were coming out of my body from all my ends for the rest of the night.

Did you know mayonnaise can go bad? I do now. Nice piece of prose. 

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2 hours ago, Jason Rimbaud said:

When I read this title, my head went someplace else. I thought it was a euphemism for something else.

In my early twenties, I went to a BBQ, we were drinking, having fun, and after about six hours, I decided to eat a chicken sandwich I had bought earlier from McDonalds that I had left out in the 90 degree weather. It tasted so delicious in my drunk state, but an hour or so later things were coming out of my body from all my ends for the rest of the night.

Did you know mayonnaise can go bad? I do now. Nice piece of prose. 

Yes. Mayo can go bad. My first experience with food poisoning was a chicken and mayo sandwich. I didn't eat chicken for over a year after that. Keep food in the fridge. LOL.

Thanks for reading, Jason. Sorry this wasn't about the hoped for noodle. :)

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